Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my wife reported our neighbor for leaving her son home alone while she works during the day. Her son is 13 years-old. I am so completely embarrassed and my wife keeps justifying what she did. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Top comments
mattzawesome 28
At least you're planning to admit to it, most would let the kid take the fall.
Shadowvoid 33
Well I mean the fact that she assumed it was the 11 year old baffles me. Put it in private MODE, no one likes to find **** they weren't supposed to see.
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mattzawesome 28
At least you're planning to admit to it, most would let the kid take the fall.
BlackBoyFly 11
My Dad told me it was him in a similar situation, and I ended up taking the blame for... an Xbox. I have a fun family.
Nessco 36
Should have just shared it with her and had a good time together.
HRTreatman 17
Plot twist: It's your wife's and she punished him so you wouldn't find out.
jojocircus19 16
Ooo that's a good twist Me like
Dick_diamond 22
Time for the kid to learn that life's not fair..
sweetbliss3 37
or time for the mom to stop acting like a nutcase. she should have talked calmly to the child not acted like a maniac by yelling.
BananaN0se 13
Leave it to the guy who has Jesus as his profile picture to be talking about how the world's unfair.
Shadowvoid 33
Well I mean the fact that she assumed it was the 11 year old baffles me. Put it in private MODE, no one likes to find **** they weren't supposed to see.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
That seems strange. Any 11 year old nowadays knows how to cover their tracks after all.
Mathalamus 25
No, that's just generalizing. There are plenty of 11 year olds who doesn't know. It's not exactly in your face.
WhereIsUsernames 14
On google chrome when you delete your history is suggests you just use incognito mode
NickACD 27
Are we all just going to forget about the 11 year old shouldn't be watching ****
Xplosion362 4
54, when has that ever stopped anyone?
WittyMoron 22
Lots of parents wouldn't do that OP. Suck it up and remind yourself it's the right thing.
Robert3Lee 13
Why did you download **** to begin with? There's plenty of free websites to watch it from without the need of having to download it
Nessco 36
To watch it later. To share it later (perhaps with his wife) to help get her going.
NotMeMyfriends 9
No, his wife is a nympho. It's to get him ready to keep up- With her.
noisyboy4000 23
You're a good father for owning up to what you did
Bibliovore 26
Yep. But maybe not such a great father for putting **** on a computer an 11-year-old uses.
Bookworm1982 4
I think that this FML is a little ambiguous. I read it as it is the son's ****, but the dad is taking the fall. Punishing an 11 year old boy for **** is like punishing a kitten for getting into the yarn.
ismedrage 17
Just because he is a bad father if he didn't admit it doesn't mean he's a good one if he did. I would not even watch videos that are inappropriate for an 11 year old if they used the same computer as me, I'd wait for them to exit the room too.
puppies4life 10
c'mon dude own up to it
kindasortayeah 25
It says a lot to come clean instead of leaving your son to blame for your actions. Be proud of yourself OP. Also, why would your wife automatically assume it was your son? I know some kids start out young, but 11 seems a little too young to be looking at ****.
NotMeMyfriends 9
How old were you when you started? I recall being interested at 11. then again, I don't recall everNot being lnterested.
kindasortayeah 25
In all honesty I still don't watch **** haha. I guess that makes me a little biased to assume an 11 year old wouldn't. However, I am aware that many people do.
TheMathMajor 26
I think I was 14 when I first watched **** and I was kind of late to gain interest in that sort of thing compared to my peers. I think a lot of people get curious around 12 and 13. I think that's totally normal and is fine as long as they are getting sex Ed before and during that time.
Rudster23 7
I was 10 when I started lol
kitty_767 12
one of my exes was 11 when he stole his mom's credit card and paid for $600 worth of **** online in a weekend while they were on vacation in Florida at his uncle's house. Some boys just get "revved up" earlier than others, I guess... I, however, feel like that should've been a sign not to date him.
epicx22 22
It's good that you're admitting to it, but why would she automatically assume it's the 11 year old? And instead of yelling at him, she could've taken a much calmer approach.