Carowl
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like cuddling in bed because he hates rebreathing his own carbon dioxide. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bad sleeper
United States
Thrashing
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never wants to sleepover anymore. He said he loves me, but that sleeping next to me is like sleeping next to someone reenacting the crucifixion while being mauled to death by squirrels. So much for cuddling through the night. FML
meow
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
PookaKay02
United States
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
sickyandiknowit
Eugene, United States
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Top comments
xx000o 27
Inform him that the couch is a CO2 free zone.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Have him be little spoon
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Comments (56)
Cads1 24
That is definitely the dumbest thing I have heard this week.
RedPillSucks 33
stay tuned...
caterinette 12
You must be new here.
BooBooKittyF11 21
my hubby doesnt like hair in his face but freaks out when i cut it im like you cant have it both ways! to fix problem make him little spoon problem solved :)
writerchic85 26
I know what he mean. I hate when my own air comes back in my face if I'm cuddling with my boyfriend and my air bounces off the back of his head into my face lol. That's why I prefer he cuddles me rather than the other way around.
highmidnightjazz 12
I have that problem. I can't stand somebody breathing on my face cause I don't feel like I can breathe myself.
axe_flower 6
Same here. I can totally understand how the boyfriend feels.
Nimor 25
Your boyfriend sounds kinda stupid.
worldclassrager 41
Enough plants around he should be fine..and then the obvious point there is something else deeper down that he isn't telling you...
leogachi 15
@19 He doesn't like cuddling so there's automatically a deep problem in their relationship? Please tell me the train of thought that led you to that conclusion.
talicaroxi 25
sounds odd but I'm the exact same. I love cuddling but I have to be able to breath "fresh air" not just breathed out air
BlueXephos 10
Hello, Dr.Farrah Fowler, how's the neurology department?
ZomBSlayR 12
That's a legitimate reason. I'm actually extremely weird about breathing in hot air. This includes the heat in the car. I even have to use Chapstick with menthol in it or I feel like I'm suffocating. So I'm kind of on the guys side with all of this. Find other ways to cuddle other than spooning. Lay on his chest or you be the big spoon
whyme9000 12
I can understand him i hate breathing my exhale it warms my mouth… if that makes sense