Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fart queen
🌶️ Spicy
Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
I'll Make You FartCum
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great handle!
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
screamer
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Sadman
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML
Anonymous
Lufkin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn, son
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let it all out
Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
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FFML_314 12
Your boyfriend is an arsehole.
ThegiantNinja 0
Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.
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Comments (179)
Coccinelle_fml 15
Your bf is an ass. It's a very natural thing and no big deal, I do that too and it's never kept me from living my life. Like someone said, tell everyone he has a tiny dick and see how he likes it.
nastynies 0
now that's hot
julie3841 11
well maybe if his small dick didn't let air in there..just a thought :P
shakethat 10
hahaha
ladyluck82 9
just so wrong. Start telling everyone he has a small dick AND is a minuteman..see how HE likes it. :-)
Soraa_fml 0
wow. eww. clean your vaj, is it so hard? i mean really. gross. nasty. blue, queefy waffles. omg i just threw up
SarahBearXoX 0
die.
jannie22 0
**** you 26 your a little bitch who probably never even saw a ****** before
thepirate19 3
try not dating a complete tool
ThegiantNinja 0
Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.
ThegiantNinja 0
I meant like a driver's license in order to be allowed to operate a car.
JustineBieberHat 0
good idea but children probably wouldn't pass so kids wouldn't be able to use the internet D=
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
That's the point 46.
dubstep87 0
what they're trying to say is that people on here act so retarded sometimes that they shouldn't even be allowed to comment because it pisses everyone else who is mature when posting comments. like the person who said it was due to hygiene .. I completely agree with ninja person except on the license IQ they don't have u take that for a licence lol
gatorgal94 0
I live in a town named Cooter...
storm3_sasuke 0
what does queef mean?
tucansam555 3
thaaaats ickyyyyyyyyy