Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fart queen
🌶️ Spicy
Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
I'll Make You FartCum
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great handle!
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
screamer
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Sadman
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML
Anonymous
Lufkin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn, son
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let it all out
Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
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FFML_314 12
Your boyfriend is an arsehole.
ThegiantNinja 0
Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.
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Comments (179)
LeToaste 0
lmao
capnbzarr 43
DTMFA.
DDGorgeous 0
soooo...fyl for ur Bf telling peeps..but now u just shared with the world soooo....
nikkired 0
What kind of asshole tell his parents what goes on in the bedroom ? If that's what their into maybe they need to know their son cries when he cums. Find yourself an adult B/F
mattyboy1989 0
it's cos his penis is too small!! use it as come back that's the main reason why it happens!! lol
KamilleBlack 3
uh...lube? Keagles? I dunno man, ur BF an ass...
tj79 3
lol
alicia_was_here 3
a lot of people are saying it's because the boyfriend's penis is too small. maybe her ****** is just too big?
livyy 0
hahahah this made me laugh.
GGhia 0
Tell him if he was doing it right it wouldn't happen.