Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
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Top comments
daybid 7
You should have made sure there was no one in the house or something, I would die of embarrassment.
mikeofthunder 13
Feel your pain, bro. I just woke up to the sounds of my sister :(
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mikeofthunder 13
Feel your pain, bro. I just woke up to the sounds of my sister :(
emilyjgraham 34
Although I do feel bad for you 1, it's different. I would much rather hear someone have sex rather than hear someone imitate me having sex. Especially mother and grandparent! Why would make noise if there's someone there? And if they were originally out you'd still be slightly quiet so you could listen out for when they were coming back! Only make noises that are loud enough to be heard if the house is definitely going to be empty for a while!
rarrar321 3
Umm....I think it's a little different? And it's a girl. Not a bro.
GodPart2 20
Ummm, I may be missing something, but how is #1's comment supposed to empathise with OP??
Climaxx 11
Waking up to the sounds of you sister having sex is worse in my books. If that's what you meant by the "sounds"
I_Punch_Babies 7
This kinda turns me on though in my defense ive gone two days without any.
biggestfan23 11
#29 I'm sure you've gone longer than that...
I_Punch_Babies 7
It may be more like three days now. And judging by your pic im willing to bet youre a virgin.
ManInTheMachine 20
44: Nobody gives a shit about your sex life, and please lay off the insults, we all know how HUGE your dick is. Honestly, what is it with the "Lololol ur a virgin!!!1!1!" jokes? I didn't know it made you less of a man.
SitOnMyLapNiece 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
45: apparently you cared enough to reply to his post so you just contradicted yourself by doing so. And if you're so sick of internet bashing then don't contribute to it and go outside once in a while.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
44 - You are a pimple on the ass of the Earth. When you were born, God frowned. You're a poser ****** who's probably more of a virgin than anyone else on here. Unless you count ******* yourself. Get your head out of your ass. Loser.
ManInTheMachine 20
48: I don't know if you've noticed a trend when I 'bash' people. It's usually trolls, idiots, and the like. I don't do the playground bullshit.
Alliente 9
50- so would that be the northern or the southern hemisphere?
xFluttershy 7
I think what 44 means by "without any" is him not jerking off for 2 days straight.
ruabadfishtoo 0
I've gone 16 years without sex, 44. Clearly something is wrong with you.
theslimshadylp 6
Apparently 44 thinks he's such a big man because he punches babies and masturbates.
klx125cross 9
I've herd that.... Cept it was my bro who I share a bedroom with and his gf... ugh
lstrawberrycake 12
I'm not scared of slendermen anymore. I was at a. Rave and there was a slendermen there and he carried me around lol
poetrywriter12 6
Wrong FML...
daybid 7
You should have made sure there was no one in the house or something, I would die of embarrassment.
9inchesSoft 11
Considering how many FMLs there are about people getting caught having sex, I'm surprised people haven't figured out that maybe they should wait until they're the only ones home to do it. That way they can save themselves from a FML situation.
UberNova 18
I agree. However, if you are going to have sex knowing people are in, stfu, or play music and keep quiet.
RedPillSucks 33
some people are too horney and lack the self control to wait
Inheritance 10
Horny* But how do you know they were imitating you? Sick thought I know, I apologize.
doctorhook86 25
46: How did the OP know they were mocking her? The sex sounds would've been a dead giveaway.
esines 9
I think 46 is trying to say that maybe the mom and grandma were having sex. That could be either really gross or really hot.
budnut 10
I will chose revolting...
klovely22 13
124- I don't understand your comment.
Askzombie 14
At least they didn't walk in. Ydi maybe you should do that stuff when people are out the house
gc327072 31
This sounds like it would be in that lonely island song "I just had sex" "..but her family overheard me..." "Doesn't matter had seeeeexxx!"
LoveGuru69 0
atleast the didn't join..
Bakarra 22
Seriously even the thought of having sex with a girl while her family is home makes me cringe. I don't know why you'd do it when people are obviously home and then not mind your noise. YDI
Shadow_Phantom 26
Meh. I have sex with my friend all the time when his parents are home. ...though yes, quietness is key.
sonicgreg 12
>friend Holy shit friend with benefits.
Shadow_Phantom 26
@26: Friend with benefits who I had sex with... while my boyfriend was in the next room. When I walked back in, He kind of gave me this "oh you" face, smiled, and went back to his PC game. lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Alrighty thennn.
SystemofaBlink41 27
35- you're a keeper, all right!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
35, do you realize just how slutty you sound?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
55, do you realize how closed-minded and prudish you sound? :3
SenselessPattern 12
35# really hope you were not looking for a pat on the back and a "Good job!".
Shadow_Phantom 26
68: Not really. Was more of hoping people would be open about it, but... oh well. >:
gc327072 31
>reads replies >mfw dafuq?
Gregory607 1
Why the **** do people need to be open-minded about you cheating on your boyfriend?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
66- I'm prudish and close-minded if I don't cheat on my boyfriend? Ok then.
gc327072 31
Not trying to stereotype, but it is funny how every strange sexual person lists their location as California..... Fruits and nuts!
esines 9
I like how your bio says you are nice and not a cold hearted bitch, yet you just admitted to cheating on your boyfriend in the room next door. Idk you sound like a bitch ***** to me...
gc327072 31
Whoa, the creepy replies got deleted! Guess the mods were weirded out too... 0_o
IscoreOnU 19
Mine was legit... Wasn't creepy at all just explaining why they would do it. There's so many worse comments still here wtf
Shadow_Phantom 26
Wait... there were people in the house and you didn't try to be quiet? ._.
SlayerElite 1
her name is screamer...
sebastian97 6
Give me a message, I'm a satanist too
darwinism 30
They are just proud of their son and it is their way of showing support. It could be a family tradition and this is their "welcome to the family" call. If his father starts hooting, you just climbed another branch in the family tree.
b00ms 1
Son?
kprando25 8
Well it does say HIS mom and grandma, doesn't it?
MandieL 27
That's what my mother in law did, she mocked me and said something about at least knowing her son was good....yucky eww gross! Lol
1dvs_bstd 41
Is the name of your boyfriend "Carlos Spicyweiner"? ... And why in the blue hell would you have sex when his mom and grandma are at home? You deserve it baby!
annihil8or 15
Blue hell?
junkman6 22
Blue hell is better than Sam hell!!! Or is that worse?
worlds123dumbest 4
Oh god, Im dead. LMFAO. Carlos Spicyweiner? The **** kinda name is that?
melij99 5
Haha, Spiceywiener? That's gold. :) 10 points for originality, and it literally made my day better.
babebeegurl95 7
Why would you have sex with them right outside the door?? You deserved it! Trashy just trashy.
cnn123 1
That's not trashy. It is her boyfriend, they can have sex wherever or whenever they want!
Myo_fml 20
They weren't standing outside of the door, they probably drifted there from another part of the house because of how loud OP was being.
pokefan813 16
75 - totally! They can have sex at school, a park bench, in the bathroom, and even at church (assuming they go) /sarcasm off
kprando25 8
I'm sorry for the rest of my generation.
mrsowens5 7
So to the top reply... So boyfriend (not husband) and in someone else's house, that gives them NO right!
xiaodoggiie 5
Bite a cushion or pillow next time. Helps keep the volume down a little ;D
Askzombie 14
No,you don't have sex while you have your sibling and parents in the house It's wrong
Askzombie 14
Eh It'z been awhile since zombie had sexy times.....
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
18- No, it was OP's boyfriend's mom and grandma. Not siblings.
srgspartan117 8
Hahaha sounds like a great time to me! Lol and it stops them from knowing making it just that much more pleasurable! Hahaha
worlds123dumbest 4
Regardless of whether you can control it or not it's still disrespectful to do when family is there.
TheFamilyElf 17
62- just look at kitty's face. He knows...;)
iHeartRKO 5
A lot of you are so narrow minded, I'd be surprised if you even had sex. Damn trolls
N3766 20
I know it is overused but doesn't matter had sex.
DocBastard 40
If you know something is overused and not funny, why why why why why ******* why?
N3766 20
Because **** me...
andrew6p 19
30, what are u talkin about?
N3766 20
Why can't you guys just thumb me down instead of asking questions, pretty please :)
outstandtacular 11
41 - why do you want to be thumbed down?
thathipsterchick 2
Pedo alert 0_o
Myo_fml 20
Why can't we question your stupidity?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You want DocBastard to **** you? I don't think Mrs. Bastard would approve. Or Doc himself. Or anyone for that matter.
N3766 20
Are u guys okay? Why so serious.... :/
absolutegrrr 7
Well you're irritating.