Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, due to sleep deprivation, I wasn't paying attention to where the elevator stopped. I walked into a flat, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. It was the flat just beneath mine. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
OP woke up then he/she fell.
Bekll 31
Poor OP. Sleepwalking can be scary. My mother has slept walked since she was a child and regularly screams every couple nights from nightmares she's having. I see and sometimes talk to her when she's sleepwalking and her eyes are wild and her talking doesn't make sense. One time she said it was 3 or 4 in the morning and it wasn't even midnight yet. She laughs about all this though.
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Comments (117)
ilyuhms 0
wow
MightyGoober 2
your doin it wrong
Freeze_fml 17
You're spelling it wrong.
MightyGoober 2
spellin*
AlesanaLTL 0
I use to sleep walk as a kid, luckily I never did anything that killed me :D!
marinus_fml 20
it could have been worse, there could have been a 'mind your step' sign. you could have fallen down the stairs while reading it just after you woke up?! then you had no excuse to fall because the sign warned you.
Freeze_fml 17
Shut up marinus.
AlesanaLTL 0
I lol'd at Marinus
Carbonite 0
atleast you woke up before and knew what have happend, instead of at the bottom wondering if your mom/gr/bf/roomy/cat pushed you. :p
Raleigh_bruh 7
#35 - Read comment #26. Edit: Never mind. :P
uhazsquiads 0
lol 35 his cat pushed him down the stairs?!
black_knight402 0
it could of been a lot worse u could of been sleeping with the fishies
sarah48_fml 0
I sleepwalk :( lots of crazy stories from it
956TXking 0
why would you live in a house with stairs if you know you sleep walk.
Raleigh_bruh 7
#48 - Maybe they didn't know until this happened.
ohthebloodygore 16
48 - Are you being sarcastic? If not, your comment is so full of fail. The FML starts with 'Today, I found out I sleep walk'. Meaning the OP didn't know before.
marinus_fml 20
#48 he didn't know. thus how he found out -.- geez freeze why so serious?!
FFML_314 12
Why would you live in a house with windows, if you know you're afraid of glass?
MjSmittys 0
your face! >:0 shunnnnnn I too lol'd at marinus
MightyGoober 2
#51, news flash every fml starts with "today"
MjSmittys 0
you need to fall down some stairs... in a museum! (fail spelling) and then I hope you get lectured by someone as annoying as you until your at the point of insanity, then I hope you break all your fingers (forever?) so you may never type again, then I hope you get pooped on by a giant, that is all.
ohthebloodygore 16
60 - What I meant to say was OBVIOUSLY op was already living in that house when he/she found out he/she sleepwalks. The guy asked why would the OP live in a house with stairs knowing he/she sleepwalked. Well OP did not when he/she made the arrangements to live there. Clearly not his fault.
BeachPanda 0
#16, not one of ur best comments o.o
marinus_fml 20
#60, even if it was yesterday, he only just found out he sleepwalks. which still means he didn't know this when he bought a house with stairs.
Describe 0
Holy POOP that would be scary if I saw you standing at the top of the stairs in the middle of the night.
MjSmittys 0
oops that was supposed to tag on to I think it was #8 ignore the hatred lol
BigDaddyCain 0
I CHALLENGE MARINUS TO A DUEL!
Chrisskiies 0
People need to learn how to read. -.-
FFML_314 12
MjSmittys, "You need to fall down a set of stairs. Then I hope you get lectured by someone that is more annoying than you. Driving you insane. Then I hope you break all of your fingers. Then I hope you get pooped on by a giant. That is all." That was easy. Be happy I didn't ridicule you for how absolutely irritating and immature you are. Now go play.
956TXking 0
Thanks for pointing out the obvious clearly I can read therefore being sarcastic.
Ux_fml 0
I'd be pissed.
CamWattsTheProbl 0
im not sure if that's actually possible. when your sleepwalking you don't just wake up randomly. I used to sleepwalk and thought I was a plane while I was sleeping so I ran up and down the stairs. I suppose you need someone to guide you back to bed but it's not like you would wake up while your standing.
atticuz 2
Marinus is so mean! *deletes account* FML
klumzy0123456789 6
woahh isn't everybody snippyy on fmll. gezzzzzzz people chillll outt!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
48 gets an F in both Reading Comprehension and Logical Thinking. And because I'm feeling bitchy today, marinus gets an F in Humor. For those of you who only speak Internet meme, FAIL.
956TXking 0
you're bitchy everyday
956TXking 0
that's my opinion so **** off
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Aw dang, I missed a good insult! Thanks for the backup, pendatik; I approve your rebuttals. Tbf though, I did admit to being bitchy today. What can I say? My venting FML sessions are rare but satisfying. :} *case of the Muundays high five*
aardvarkish 17
Ditto 109 & cheers to 110
islandhani 0
That's some creepy ish man
FFML_314 12
At least you didn't fall.
Chrisskiies 0
fail, op woke up right before they fell...
FFML_314 12
Which is exactly why I said, "At least you didn't fall." Meaning, it could have been worse.
ohthebloodygore 16
OP woke up then he/she fell.
marinus_fml 20
26 is correct. thats why OP said he would have been better off if he slept through it.
FFML_314 12
AHA! Oh well. I read it wrong.
keebler123 2
freakin retard. the person did fall
singer4life666 0
I've done that before haha.
jbiebersheart 0
idont get this..?
xFalzz 0
Its pretty straight forward
GavinRoskamp 0
Yes, Ignorance. Thank you.
sramb 0
Well #8, OP walked to their stairs while still in in a sleeping state, also known as "sleepwalking". Then the suddenly awoke and fell down said stairs, which usually hurts. This made OP realize they sleepwalk and TA-DAH FTL.
marinus_fml 20
ignorance, although you dislike me, I think that comment was a win =D
aardvarkish 17
40, Let's see... what could be stupider than trying to explain the obvious? Hmmm... I draw a blank....
aardvarkish 17
Pretty good one, Pen.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Bleh, sleepwalking is no joke.. :/
ohthebloodygore 16
That's just because you sleepwalk.
Raleigh_bruh 7
I know, it's horrible. :(
emmiekinz 0
#15, I don't know which person you are in your picture... but I love the redhead's hair :)
Raleigh_bruh 7
She's the redhead.
emmiekinz 0
then I love her hair! :P
ohthebloodygore 16
Thanks.
Manchee 3
Its no joke, thats why its on here.
princessDee 0
this one made me laugh so hard!!! haha:))it made my day:)
emmiekinz 0
honestly I find this hard to believe..
doink 0
Why?
MightyWalrus 0
wonder what you were dreaming of
patiencek 0
I have seen someone sleep walk it's actually pretty creepy in my opinion.