Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fart queen
🌶️ Spicy
Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
I'll Make You FartCum
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great handle!
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
screamer
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Sadman
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML
Anonymous
Lufkin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn, son
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let it all out
Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
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FFML_314 12
Your boyfriend is an arsehole.
ThegiantNinja 0
Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.
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imhowie 2
@82 So now people who wait till they're married to have sex are automatically gay AND republican? Just because someone actually has a religion that they actually follow the word of does not equal those things. Sorry that it's not cool to be religious, but some people actually try to believe in something instead of just doing whatever makes them feel good.
maryamd 3
ewwwwww D:
tondog2121 0
number 116 bullshit. 30 years and no sex. I guarantee your uncles been cheating her fat ass
skascraper 0
u totally deserve this... lmfao
LeslieFashipn201 0
he's a jerk. dump him, maybe? i think so.
emo_devon 11
so....basically the vag is deflating? :P
emo_devon 11
wow.......what a tool..............how about you laugh at him when he can't get a boner.........THEN maybe he'll realize how UNfunny it is to tell others about ur queefing......unless he's too immature to see how your laughing at him relates to his laughing at you.
ravenxcorvinus 9
lmfao @ #12 tht was gr8 op shld give it a go!
milo2113 0
haha cooter pooter
fuhfuhfuhfuckit 4
126 - that was really retarded. Having sex for the first time doesn't hurt to the point of tears. And if 'your love' has never had sex before, are you just never going to have sex with her because you're scared of hurting her? It will feel amazing eventually. Fag
xNephilim 19
Oh shut up. Sex feels different to everyone. Some chicks are fine, no pain at all, others actually hurt so much they cry, and then there's the poor ones who hurt so much they have to quit.