Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fart queen
🌶️ Spicy
Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
I'll Make You FartCum
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great handle!
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
screamer
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Sadman
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML
Anonymous
Lufkin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn, son
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let it all out
Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
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FFML_314 12
Your boyfriend is an arsehole.
ThegiantNinja 0
Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.
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Comments (179)
All4UandOnlyU 4
Diggin the tats #7
triggerit 5
less use doggy style.... less problem with kweef... but the sound really amused for a first time
All4UandOnlyU 4
I mean #11
sculp91 0
meh don't have sex.....problem solved :P
PaddedWhiteRoom 0
Nice picture 60 XD ...Unless you actually like that tool :S
pkulaga 0
that's ridiculous. I fully support telling everyone he has a tiny penis and can't last longer than 20 seconds. queefing is not gross, it's just air, not even like a fart that actually smells. additionally, the only reason air gets in ur vag is bc he's ******* you to begin with. if he doesn't like it, he doesn't need to **** you any more, and you can go get a grown up boyfriend. :-)
xoxomylifesucks 0
well its not your falt a penis is being stuck up there at the time. whats his exsuce?.
loveXbug88 0
atlaeast he doesn't call u queen laqueefa.
oldenuff2party 3
hahahahahaha. isn't that a good thing? doesn't it mean it's really tight....and wet
omgrenee 0
Hahahaha...fyl
allie2590 31
Stop using doggy-style.