Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
Today, I had no money on me, so I asked my husband to put money in the cancer charity box for me. He grumbled about it, then realised he only had £10 notes, so he gave them a tenner but asked the lady if she could break open the sealed box to give him £9 in change. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0
What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day = "Not even for cancer." Why would he say something like THAT?
metalyoshi9 0
Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.
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Comments (138)
LMFAOsabrina 0
What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day = "Not even for cancer." Why would he say something like THAT?
sadperson1234567 0
agreed he deserves cancer
Focnr 0
Wrong. No one 'deserves' to suffer and slowly die like cancer recipients do.
kajolphagura 6
That's really mean no one should have cancer :(
DWT 18
Some people deserve it, tbh.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
No. No one deserves cancer.
Sevarog 13
Really? Not even serial killers?
noclevername 0
So... if he had found you dazzling, he would have paid twenty dollars to kiss you. Since he didn't think you were, he wouldn't donate money to cancer. That's a classy move right there. But hey, at least you're doing something noble with your time, whereas he's apparently waiting for an incentive to decent things.
mastercrammer 0
If he didn't wanna kiss you, he should've just left the money. What a jerk for taking it back and saying something like that.
brandonwong 18
maybe he took his money elswhere at the carnival and spent it there.
metalyoshi9 0
Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.
youreawhore 0
... what a jerk. He could have at least left the $20 >:( But I feel bad for you, having something to deal with something like that. He was just being an ass face. Be glad you didn't have to kiss him. And good for you for doing something that people will appreciate, unlike him.
blushinFML 0
i feel like kissing booths are just a quicker, more effective way to spread mono.
astropuff69 9
It was the governments idea O.o *crazy conspiracy theorists voice*
orchidSage 0
Its understandable, some people have different morals. A kissing booth is probably showing him your a girl with very little respect for herself, who doesnt care about who she kisses or gets herpes from. Maybe he had a little more standards then you..
shahs 3
Than not then.
Megan36 3
if he had higher standards he wouldn't have been in a kissing booth
lesb_lv 0
And how much did u rise per day? Maybe there are more efficient ways to rise money...
fatass123 0
He probably had herpes anyway
latuka 0
I agree with #4.