Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crazyman.
Keller, United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
XxDiabolikalXx
France 🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Brutally honest
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
bestbfever
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
FML
Maricopa, United States
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Anonymous
Topeka, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
bittenbyadonkey
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Tense dinner
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
Out from Hell
Woodstock, United States
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Jenny
Etobicoke, Canada
Tipsy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Top comments
CassieMarieee 7
Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)
QueenMichael 16
"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."
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Comments (108)
whostolemylama 12
id like like to thank my gf for being first yay-- and fyl op
myFMLname 8
Just shut up
yumlicious 4
#1 did indeed taste yumlicious :D.
CassieMarieee 7
Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Yeah, maybe they can swap tips.
OneNightStan 2
I remember my first beer...
sheethapins 13
Anyone else notice there is no comment #1?
urdirtyolduncle 15
Must be a fun dinner, for the creepy, overlooking spectator.
Damn_Hippster 11
"Ahh dinner with my girlfriend's family. Nows the perfect time to tell everyone about the thing she does in bed."
poppylamonzo 0
35-I did...
yumlicious 4
I ate #1
Eaglestrike117 29
Sleeping?
beddington 7
Well if OP if a freaky bad girl in bed, her BF was probably bragging, he just picked the wrong audience. If so she should over look the embarrassment keep up the good work.
ultra_notorious 26
thumbs down to you
ohmandapants 17
Were they good things?
crazychick1269 7
obviously not considering this is a fml
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I don't think whether they were good or bad really matters. I doubt her family wants to hear about her terrific ******** in detail.
angrymexican 8
Maybe they aren't terrific and make OP's boyfriend huddle up into a fetal position.
cinderella10383 6
I think they are fantastic/terrific and she's saying FML because he brought it out to her family.. No one tells their parents what kind of positions etc they do that's just wrong
kelissa_fml 16
Haha 52! I totally get the other FML reference! I see what you did there... ;)
theaws0m3guy 4
Maybe she gives ******** like she chomps on a hot dog.
ohmandapants 17
It's a joke people. I get why it's an FML, I would be horrified too. Just trying to make light of things.
michaela1231231 0
Is this the same girl??
evamusical 12
Whats wrong with that? Your family can know how you sleep, i guess!
EllenMenjivar 1
If they were good things it wouldn't really be an fml I would think
jackassiddy 8
...however his an FML sooooo
jackassiddy 8
*this
bitchslapped22 14
It's just that the boyfriend is telling the whole family about their sex life in detail, even if he said something positive it's embarrasing
beachbabe830 0
Sleep..
markrs 0
Idk what OP does but I tend to sleep too...
linkinpark98 24
You must be freaky for someone (even a drunk person) to have to tell somebody about what you do in bed. xD Nah I'm playin'..
Jf770 10
Family time!
free2speak 14
At least you have a boyfriend! The love of my life just broke up with me after finding another girl.
twofirstnames 12
The things we hear at the table dinner..
jabfinch 9
Dinner table?
jackassiddy 8
meal surface?
twofirstnames 12
Oh gosh, haha oops my bad! (: yes I meant dinner table(:
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Oh man. I definately read that as "dinner table". Apparently im way to sleepy to be on fml right now. I hope I dont wake myself up by punching myself in the face when i go to sleep though.
idontknowyou123 0
Hmmm lemme do the math here. Alchohol + Boyfriend + Family Dinner = Embarassament. Still dont see the problem
Peach3 1
*Alcohol. *Embarrassment.
ZXDriver 0
*Trolls. *Embarrassment.
QueenMichael 16
"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Just bend the bitch over a barrel and show her the 50 states.
Miguelx120 0
^lmaooo, tht helped make my day great
viscious 0
Haha thats hilarious way to look at it