Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
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RckRagman 9
Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.
rayrayy_fml 0
Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!
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RckRagman 9
Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.
catmand0nt 0
Agreed, her eyebrows could do with a good trim
divineinstrument 2
Hehe lol that would be absolutely amazing!!! We did all advise the "nair girl" to get revenge, so this is pretty good
beestmode360 0
Has anyone noticed that people here get really really angry in a first paragraph that they write, then they like take a space, and then become really sympathetic and empathetic? if you ask me its just pathetic. EX: **** you no. x, we're supposed to be carnivores. i hate you go kill yourself. Anyways, OP, that really sucks i was a vegan for three days. it was awesome How stupid and idiotic must a person be to have to completely different tones in the same response. Sometimes freedom of speech should be restricted for idiots like the people here.
Heazie 0
I don't think you are on the right page...
blehargh 0
YDI for using fake tanning.
xohollyxo20 0
That happened to me once. When i was in middle school i took my brothers fake tanning stuff and put it on my face because i didnt know and the next day i had to go to school with an orange blotch face and neck. It stayed for quite a while.
jardinteylor 0
#37, agreed.
kiwiwirox 0
u should tan her face duh ;P
SailorSolaris 43
Some people can't tan normally. For example, I'd turn into a frenchfry if I tried.
rayrayy_fml 0
Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!
pokemonGINGA 0
It sounds like she didnt know any better...
A83_fml 18
why write when you can draw?
Serec 0
Brilliant idea!
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Lemon and a brillo pad xD Well, a really hard loofah or something :P oh, and maybe you should take a hint from the other FMLs and do the Nairobi thing. Or 'accidently' spray some mace in her face, thinking it was perfume :D 3 Cheers for sweet revenge xD
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
#6 I like your My Chemical Romance reference XD
aback 5
Your folks think it's so hilarious, get *them* with it while they're asleep. Blame it on your sister.
theghostofher 0
ydi for you using fake tanner you orange freak
dutchguy 0
Even when you're living in New Zealand.. Alaska, okay, but you guys have SUN!
edenkylie 0
#42, I live in Australia, and trust me, when we don't have sun here unless it's summer, they definitely don't have sun, even when it's summer.
bethanynelson08 0
i know from experience that that shit washes off quite easily if you wash it off right after its applied. ydi for not trying to get it off your skin!
shewasalmost18 0
i bet you look like an Oompa Loompa! now go make me some chocolate, bitch
123sploosh 0
ftw
mrfunguynz 0
All together now - Oompa Loompa, Loompadedo...... Hahaha
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Every Charlie and the Chocolate Factory associated comment = win
RelayGraham 0
YTDI: I was teching a bodybuilder competition at my High School. Everyone wore spray on tans, which got the entire school tan. The spray made one guy look like the Oscars trophy. I feel that spray on tan should be outlawed. -Luckily, I didn't have to clean the tan off the toilets in the bathroom.