Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
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Top comments
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.
billy199494 14
She must want you to stay away
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Comments (133)
91hayek 31
That was his mom's plan all along. Operation Revulsion is a success!!
violentc 4
Well tell him he's putting to muck on
JMor52 7
Tell him to switch to old spice. The commercials say it all
angryclouds 15
Axe is not a substitute for taking a shower. I really hope that's not the problem here.
foxwasalamb 24
axe was cool never
kat_moore15 12
The bad thing is when guys put on cologne and you not only can smell it but also taste it.
Epikouros 32
Yeah, I hate it when you lick a guy's armpits and you taste deodorant... Oh wait, I guess you didn't mean that.
Dark_Zekrom 21
You should ask your parents for an axe when it comes around to your birthday.
khaoticpanda 28
Better than BO in my opinion
ninety 25
Yeah, but normally the axe smell mixes with the BO smell, especially with the spray.
JazNim17 18
I think I could handle B.O. better than Axe. Axe doesn't cover the smell, it blends and creates an even funkier smell.
CrazyMelvin 14
How much is a shitload?
False_Stupidity 42
Somewhere between an arseload and a fuckload.
martin8337 36
I always thought that Axe was supposed to draw the women to the men. I wouldn't know, because I don't use male perfume, just deodorant. .