Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.
billy199494 14
She must want you to stay away
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Comments (133)
manateesarecool 13
Hey, I am new to FML. Can anyone explain to me what OP means?
Axipiter 24
Optimus Prime.
itsme82 18
That was really funny to me for some reason lmao
tazmanmike2013 17
Original Post
siggy_mcsigx 22
Original Poster
martin8337 36
Other people.
KatyLarae 13
Why would his mother want to live with that smell?
AWoww 9
His mother knows what it does. It's her form of birth control for him
cathrope 10
Either she believes the commercials or she's trying to get rid of you.
Axipiter 24
I actually use Axe shower gel... I don't really care what other people think, because it's not usually overpowering, at least I don't think. And my fiancée seems fine with it. Still, I know what a bad rep it's gotten, so I apologize to anyone I may offend if they ever smell it...
CinderBrick 13
You have not yet been conditioned in the middle school boy's locker room. You eventually become immune
DatWeirdoDoe 9
Yeah boys who wear it too much just disgust me. Its too much
theonecasey 27
Ew I'm so sorry
whisky_tango_fox 4
I believe the word you're looking for is nauseated. Just tell him you don't like it.
mikbrooke 25
i believe the word they used is the correct one. if you check a dictionary, you'll soon find out both nauseous (feeling inclined to vomit) and nauseated (affect with nausea), can be used.
whisky_tango_fox 4
I believe its a quote from a television show you pretentious fuckstick.
kelsorg 21
talking to your boyfriend is easy enough... to fix that ya know.