Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
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Top comments
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.
billy199494 14
She must want you to stay away
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Comments (133)
SausageWaffles 4
maybe just ask him not to wear it.....
clambo_3553 3
Is your boyfriend 12?
SoultheWolf 19
Ask him to use less. It only takes one tiny squirt to get a decent smell from it. You don't have to bathe in it...
FrozenMusic 26
I'm a dude and I cannot stand Axe
thepixies842 6
Girlfriend repellent..well played Mom , well played
ladybugz23 13
I love smells on men
tsukinoie 11
Axe is just unreasonably strong as it is... Just explain it's a dab'll do you product
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
She should have bought Apollo Axe. It's the only one that doesn't smell like absolute horse crap dipped in Windex.
jagneaux 14
He may not be succeeding at all but on the bright side he's atleast trying to smell nice. He will appreciate you telling him it's too strong and to wear less. You can always buy him some good cologne that you like.
IceWrath 22
One of my friends uses that stuff, it's bloody awful. I dread going to college because he sprays it in the classroom, everyday... Without fail.