Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
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Top comments
wolfsheart 14
merry Christmas!!!
FurryPride 9
He could of been blaring Justin Bieber music. So calm down.
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Comments (142)
ahti546 11
lol
coffeygirl12 14
frosty the snowman...crap now its stuck in ny head!!!
daisyloo 7
Well, I hope you have a great family weekend!
saaaalt 4
Santa clause is coming to toooooown........ In five months -.-
CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4
hasn't the op ever heard of Christmas in July??
FurryPride 9
He could of been blaring Justin Bieber music. So calm down.
dolphincheddar 10
if your gonna drink too much your going to have to suck it up in the morning mr wuss.
baby_dee97 8
you might want to make the first comment something other than lol. that does nothing
smitty1920 0
man up and have another beer
wolflover44 5
Well in Canada you could have snow at any time... Don't count the big man out! He could make a surprise visit!
atthegates 0
well said 63
Ardee_fml 0
#64 Just so you know, all of Canada is under intence heating except BC, and the latest month I've ever had snow was April and that was this year. We don't live in igloos or have snow 24/7.
pertained 12
alcohol is retarded.
littlemissFYL 5
what a bright time, it's the right time to waake up and rock the night awayy! what a swell time jingle bell time..to get up and go sleeping on a one horse slay ;-)
wombledn 0
your picture Is retarded
datgamerchick 14
OP is a girl, Mr. Genius
pertained 12
I find your grammar retarded.
ReynshineCutting 10
Alcohol isn't retarded. The people that drink way too much of it are.
ilovepotatoes419 14
oh
wolfsheart 14
merry Christmas!!!
flockz 20
and a happy new year!!! dont tell op's dad though. fireworks inside the house are never good...
oreobunbun 3
"we wish you a merry summer, we wish you a merry summer, we WISH you a merry summer. so now you can't sleep!"
juicedboi 7
Better than my dad. Just drags me off the bed and bribes me with coffee. Besides te day after a good night out isn't allowed to be relaxing. If you arnt struggling to survive the day after, you didn't have a good time out.
kmumma 3
was it kid cudi?
maddie2015 0
and a happy new year.
Blackhandles 0
Here's your present...
beastwill64 16
YDI for drinking
wowfmlaccfail 0
penis!
wowfmlaccfail 0
all i said was penis jeez
GravyGuy 11
No one cares.
Mpsteve13 7
yea metallica concert!
seanders 10
Metallica sold out a long time ago, and I'm not talking about a concert.
Mpsteve13 7
they also sold out every ******* show they put on. sorry i meant to say, cartel concert.
Thabb 0
Experimenting with sound == selling out
leemurcat 5
He hooked up his speaker system without getting out of bed? He must have things conveniently located. Or he's real cool.
nwill98 3
you obviously cant understand commas.
GravyGuy 11
You obviously can't understand apostrophes.
nwill98 3
yes: ,
leemurcat 5
I understand commas perfectly. Do you?
rooneyroo 0
Yeah, the way this is worded makes it look like the dad was hung over.
Saltime 0
Yeah, that was the joke...
moonlight970 0
not really since it says 'as I was hungover from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad blah blah' the op just didn't word it very well.
leemurcat 5
When it first was posted it said, "Hung over from a concert.." not "as I was". They edited it.
tsim_fml 0
102 - you are correct
EspeonEve 1
nwill98 justgot bitch slapped
wisericky 12
Start demanding some Christmas gifts!
dickydickman 0
wait, were you hungover or was he?
LexxyLiime 0
The dad was.
hannahtaskey 9
OP was. ^
wordnerd42 0
They fixed the dangling participle in the FML. At first it had seemed as though the dad was the hung over one, which explains a bunch of the earlier comments.
LexxyLiime 0
oh. lol sorry o:
UsernameIsUsed 9
Unplug the system. At least he'd have to get up to plug it back in.
MAXCAT1220 0
lol did you get up?
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
someone please explain the fml to her- she clearly didn't understand it.
GravyGuy 11
Why don't you explain it?
UsernameIsUsed 9
OP was the hungover one, but the phrasing of the post indicates that it was actually OP's father who was hungover
qtipthemighty 0
No, it says "I" was hung over, meaning the OP was hungover, not the father
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
71, the mods changed the wording so that the FML would make more sense. When it was first posted, it was hard to tell who was hungover.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
I thought it said "while hung over...." at first, not "as I was hung over...."
UsernameIsUsed 9
"Today, hung over and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided..." That's how it was originally posted.