Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
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Top comments
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.
billy199494 14
She must want you to stay away
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Comments (133)
worldclassrager 41
I will never understand why it's like a shower of axe too much is a possibility and usually happens...
fyl7899 12
Ugh Axe is so awful. Give me a man any day that smells like Old Spice or Brute and I'll be all over him.
work_while_bent 13
His mother did that to keep girls away form her pwecious widdle baby.
Aero_x 21
Hopefully you are not pregnant like I am!
creepyclowntown 10
yuck, can't stand the smell of ass body spray.Buy some real cologne and not cheap sprays from Wal-Mart.
rocker_chick23 27
Speak for yourself. I hate the smell of my husband when he is sweaty and doesn't have deodorant on. More now since I am pregnant and get nauseous easily.
amisenho 11
I have to disagree with your first comment. I was at the grocery store a few weeks ago, and I smelled the most awful scent of body odor ever. No matter where I moved, I still smelled the guy's armpit atrocity. It was so bad that I unintentionally made a scene (I'm practically the last person in the world to complain about anything in public) and had to step away from the self-checkout counter, where he was standing, to avoid choking and dry-heaving. It was terrible; I would take ancient mummified remains drenched in a lifetime supply of Axe over what my nose encountered that day.
maggiefox 25
Axe turns me on
Dcm210 19
No sex for awhile.
Omniprism 15
I'd be honest with him. I bet his mom just got it for him cause it's cheap. Offer to buy him something else that you both like.