amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
IHateMyLife
Best birthday ever!
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
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kirra16 5
It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.
hotPinklipstick 24
26- Actually Justin Bieber does advertising for Proactive, which is an acne cream. He has for a while now.
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Comments (183)
hiflier1012 3
You might have a problem...
Cad6 24
You don't say? Sorry, I couldn't resist. Please don't pop my ass.
boydeee01 7
Congratulations! You've won! ....acne cream
iiTsAJ 5
He must not like pizza.
Idonebeenhad 17
..Say thank you?
crazycatlady5 6
Happy Birthday anyway, OP!
LoveMay 10
Ya well it's my birthday and I still haven't got anything…so be thankful people actually remembered your birthday :/
kandi_kid69 15
77- Happy birthday to you and OP. (:
SkoomaKi 28
77 - Happy Birthday! Don't worry, you'll get love and comfort from the FML community :) *cyber hug*
LoveMay 10
80 & 81 - thank you! Gosh it seems like my only friends are online …
kandi_kid69 15
83- You're welcome. :)
aswan10 3
He's just looking for a "good looking gal". So this is to help... A definite compliant. NAAAAWWWWWT
gibbyguppy 0
Happy birthday 83, and ur only friends ARE on the Internet, the people with lives you call your friends arent as cool as us ;)
venomousddog 19
Happy birthday ^_^
zandalee 20
Happy birthday!!!!!
WeAreAHurricane 14
Well you can't say he wasn't proactive about getting you a present! :D No? Ok.
littlegold 7
aha... my neighbour bought me acne cream...
sprinklecakes 4
Time to find a new boyfriend, IMO.
KeyLoLoKye 0
Damn that's rude. I almost feel terrible for laughing
elgatobob16 11
Haaa
kirra16 5
It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.
ladyLALAA 29
I'm sure it will leave a blemish in OP's memories of her birthday.
instnt1nfction 17
She might have to creamate the memory.
Lauren10102 3
She can assist him by buying him lube, to help him cope with the very long period without sex that he just brought on himself.
ttttttyyy 0
That's a zitty problem!
Da_Bauss435 8
hint hint wink wink
moonlight6654 6
Today, it's my girlfriends birthday. All I could afford was some acne cream. The thing is she actually needed it... A lot FML
cajekraze 7
Could be worse, he could've given you herpes.
Crimsos 4
He might be trying to be like Justin Bieber.
Cad6 24
Justin Bieber doesn't advertise acne cream, nor does he give it out. Justin Bieber advertises bad music and gives out pain to people's ears.
SkoomaKi 28
26 - Watch out! The 12 year old fan girls will rip you apart....
kirra16 5
12 year olds shouldn't be on FML.
SkoomaKi 28
47 - You think that'll stop them?! They're merciless and brainwashed things....
hotPinklipstick 24
26- Actually Justin Bieber does advertising for Proactive, which is an acne cream. He has for a while now.
Cad6 24
My belieber sense is tingling.
LSS_fml 18
Proactiv bleaches your towels, not good.
staymintyfresh 13
47- I noticed that on your profile you say that you are a grammar "natzi" I find that beautifully ironic.
gmc_blossom 21
64- I noticed that, too. It is indeed beautifully ironic. :)
buck33 14
Bieber fever is over. All the 12 year old girls have a onedirection infection now.
Colbertrox811 5
Actually he does...........
pinky78711 5
Yes he dose give out proactive to some people
pinky78711 5
Actually one direction has to change their name because their all ready a band named that so now we cant have one direction infection
porcupineattack1 5
Am i the only one who would be rather offended if justin beiber showed up at my house with acne cream?
doglover100 29
I agree that if a celeb came to my house with acne cream I'd be offended.
gigglingalways 6
Take the hint ....
Chaith 16
This FML is her way of telling you: "She gets it."
kandi_kid69 15
I believe she already did considering its on FML..
dhbeaver 9
you really are a bitch. no wonder you have no friends.
aliciamartinez15 11
At least he cares. That stuff costs $$$
Pandacupcakelove 26
Aww! That's so romantic! :')
Pandacupcakelove 26
Sorry guys, I just wrote something random and it turned out all cliché :/ I suck. Thumbs down deserved.
ThatOneCanadian 0
how subtle of him
klimp 0
If you took care of yourself, he wouldn't have felt the need.
HollyDolly660 8
Actually, some people can't help it. I have a friend who washes her face with every kind of wash, scrub, and soap there is and it doesn't help he at all. Sometimes it's a medical thing, or hereditary
deviable 9
Excessively washing your face actually dries out the skin, and the dry skin gets stuck in the pores, causing more acne. Washing your face too much can actually cause the acne you're trying to prevent.
kandi_kid69 15
18- Tell your friend to try using honey and sea-salt once a week to see if it helps. If not then maybe she could go to a dermatologist to see if they can prescribe something that'll help. :)
Mommyof2_91 10
Well... Aren't you ignorant.
kenzie20 6
Why do you people always assume that this person has acne because she doesn't take care of herself? Shut the hell up. What do you know about her personal hygiene habits? Everyone gets pimples sometimes. It's called being human.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
thats a zitty thing to do...he wants to pop your problem but your birthday is not the right moment
TheThree 0
Think of it this way; he just wants to make you more pretty than you are. I'm implying that or ugly, OP? Pshh, No way...
Torva_fml 16
That was rude.
porcupineattack1 5
Thats sucks, i have terrible acne, i feel our pain.