Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
go fish
Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML
marsbar
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
ColdHeat
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
wtf1234
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
alltern8ive
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Like in the movies
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
staciedee
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Major romcom vibes
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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aymaureen 0
that is so hot i like the chubbys :]
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)
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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)
ohmyword08 0
ahaha, awww.
Reyo 2
their first what? Don't leave me haning!
toink 0
I'm haning too!
lo1337a 1
Me too!
xoxotakecare69 0
their first nothing. OP meant to say "there."
well_hi_there 7
they know that. they're pointing that out
FAKEstfu 0
Hahahaga oooh my gosh I choked on my chineese takeout!
youngboss_fml 2
yuck
smd69 0
I think this fml is funnnny. But don't feel bad, :]
Bloodknight 22
See, it's gonna be okay tubbo!
blland 0
what a boyfriend. how dare he make fun of the amount of fat you have while he's asleep?! dump him.
Christianess 0
This is solid and fine evidence of how horrid Canadians' bodies are. All fat and out of shape. Canadians are just downright disgusting.
Saccharide 0
I laughed at the false stereotype.
Fractal_fml 0
I laughed, especially at your name. Go back to your deep fat fried whateverthefuck you eat. That, or lose some weight so that you don't feel so horrid about your blubbery ass that you need to put other people down, especially an entire nation when, I'm guessing, you live in the fattest nation in the world. Tl;Dr: Gtfo.
sweetstar87 0
I really hope you're kidding there, because I don't know how someone could be so evidently disrespectful. I hope you know that there are more cases of obesity in USA than in Canada... Anyways I guess that to be able to say such a thing, you probably have a very low self esteem, and like too many people, you need to belittle oneself to make feel comfortable with yourself. How sad.
j_rock1981 0
Yes, all canadians are fat. You ******* douche-bag. I would guess that you are American, but then I would be stooping to your moronic level. Know your facts before commenting you retard. Oh Canada!!
TC1_fml 0
You, people, should make yourself familiar with the term "trolling".
Saccharide 0
@37 Don't get /too/ mad. After all, most of the people of FML have very low self esteem, like belittling others, and post senseless shit like "Christianess" up there.
Christianess 0
@39 THE GIG IS UP!
AhISnappedIt 0
that turned me on for some odd reason
MadeOfAwesome 1
Canadians are fat and disgusting, hmm? I would guess that you must be referring to the nation right below it. (I'm American, so I'm allowed to poke fun at how ****** up the country is (: )
teresee 8
Amen.
ChristineAnn58 8
Excuse you? CANADIANS ARE NOT FAT. my family is canadian. Watch your ******* mouth. Disrespectful people. America definitely has the highest ignorance level...
MiniatureMayhem 0
Oh, your poor boyfriend.