Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
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wrecklesswfire 3
call his mom to come get him?
Hangryko 32
He's trying to get tenants' rights. For most states, if he's there for 30 consecutive days, you have to legally evict him, which could take months or even longer. Trespass him. If he won't leave, call the police immediately in a safe manner. Don't let him know you're calling them.
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wrecklesswfire 3
call his mom to come get him?
TwoBytesCarley 27
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Hangryko 32
He's trying to get tenants' rights. For most states, if he's there for 30 consecutive days, you have to legally evict him, which could take months or even longer. Trespass him. If he won't leave, call the police immediately in a safe manner. Don't let him know you're calling them.
Hangryko 32
Actually, never mind trespassing him first; just call the police without him knowing. Keep yourself as safe as possible.
d j mom 9
you gotta kick him out before 30 days is up and he starts getting his mail delivered there
FluffythePink 23
Take all his stuff, put it outside and then call the cops to remove him if he kicks off. I also vote calling his mother to come get him. Good luck.
Gemfez 17
They call this being a hobosexual. Basically picking up so you have somewhere to sleep.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'd find it suspicious if someone slept over for two weeks without leaving... is that seriously normal for some people?