Today, I found out I'm pregnant. The kicker is, I'm 5 months pregnant and didn't even know it - no symptoms, nothing. I thought it was weight gain due to antidepressants and I'm also dealing with financial issues. I'm too far along to get an abortion, and adoption is not an option. FML
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Today, I found out I'm pregnant, after quitting my job because they asked us to work for free due to COVID. So because I quit, I'm no longer eligible for maternity leave. I didn’t know that I was 4 months pregnant. I could've just gotten a doctor's note for medical reasons. FML
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Today, I learned it is in fact possible to give birth despite having had no symptoms of pregnancy, including no weight gain. Our daughter made a surprise appearance this morning at 6 lbs exactly, and we are in no way ready. We don’t even have clothes for her. My husband is acting like he’s been concussed. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
Why is adoption not an option?
RichardPencil 32
When the only option is being a depressed single mom, then you ******' find a way to make adoption an option. Unwanted kids aren't good for anyone.
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Comments (7)
cuz803 46
Well...I hope all goes well and the baby daddy is supportive?
emmalou 19
fire stations offer safe drop offs Good luck girl!
Hangryko 32
Why is adoption not an option?
RichardPencil 32
When the only option is being a depressed single mom, then you ******' find a way to make adoption an option. Unwanted kids aren't good for anyone.
camoMS 18
Adoption is an option. The end. Get your head out of your ass, otherwise, F that kid's life.
indiemusicnerdgirl 21
I was on the same situation when I found out I was pregnant with my first. Thankfully my husband then fiance were able to pull through. I hope you can too and wish you nothing but the best for you and your child whatever you decide to do.
coolrunnings1021 14
Its not fair when people like you who dont want kids get pregnant while others struggle to start a family!!! Feel sorry for your unborn baby
kittycatkelss 29
Psa, one has nothing to do with the other. get your head out of your ass.