donguigeek
France
Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML
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Viceofdeath 15
Did you try explaining that Santa is just really tired from preparing all the presents?
bellydancer82 15
It's a lot of pressure being Santa... Delivering billions of presents all in one night... Hell, I'd be an alcoholic, too! No wonder he eats so many cookies, he has to soak up all the alcohol! But in all seriousness, I hope your child isn't scarred for the rest of their childhood, OP.
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ihavenolifehaha 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm Santa
higgysaurus 18
Prove it.
RedPillSucks 33
I thought you were batman
Viceofdeath 15
Did you try explaining that Santa is just really tired from preparing all the presents?
cheeeksss 29
Don't worry, there's still the armadillo that will teach your son about Hanukkah.
LittleRed79 39
And don't forget about Superman!
doge_ram 16
Monica :"Can you keep the Santa suit for one night" Chandler: "even santa?" Monica: "yes" Chandler: "depends, did your dad ever dress up as Santa?"
Grisha_fml 18
you win the best ever comment award!
Mathalamus 25
aww. poor kid :( tell him Santa is taking a nap. its hard work having to listen and remember all the gifts the little ones want. :)
Carrixe 10
:( tell him that was Santas brother ;) XD idk anymore
VikingLynne 18
When you only work one day a year, theres plenty of time for boozing.
bellydancer82 15
It's a lot of pressure being Santa... Delivering billions of presents all in one night... Hell, I'd be an alcoholic, too! No wonder he eats so many cookies, he has to soak up all the alcohol! But in all seriousness, I hope your child isn't scarred for the rest of their childhood, OP.
gracehi 33
"Those damn Santa impersonators! They're even worse than Elvis impersonators!"
LycanGod 27
perfect teaching moment..... that's when you tell your kid, drinking and driving (or flying a sleigh) aren't good things to mix
Sammy_rawrr 13
Mayybeee it's time you stop lying to your child? ha just my opinion..
darksaber522 12
he's four years old. OP should wait a few more years before crushing that splendid fantasy.
fpants2010 18
You sound pleasant.
cornyrob 33
I agree, #12. Insisting in having children believe in and fear a entity that you know doesn't exist instead of working hard yourself to get the kids to behave. Sheesh. But merry Christmas.
Anti_Sora 31
21, please say that was sarcasm.
cornyrob 33
Nope. My sarcasm is more like "yes, lying to your kids for years for the purpose of manipulation is setting them up for success!"
countryb_cth 38
Really? Come on the kid is 4 years old. You're only young once. It's not even lying it's called imagination. Plus kids get so excited about Santa and since their only kids once why not let them believe. My parents and all of my friends parents did the whole Santa thing and we turned out just fine. We also don't think our parents manipulated and lied to us. Their kids for heavens sake calm down and take your "lying about Santa" is wrong crap out of here.