Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not now
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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ss_20_xx 14
Is your dad goodlooking?
TheGewt 7
Sometimes i get gray hair and a full beard when I ****** too.
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Comments (84)
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Did your dad join in? ( btw ydi for looking like a man)
Lunanna 0
How disturbing...
Michellec9982 18
Well It depends if ur dad is good looking or not
GreysonPiercee 0
Thats unfortunate.
DuffleBagHero 4
Well at least you don't look like a chocolate covered rainbow getting humped by a leprechaun and a midget version of Mr.T .it's all good OP. at least he doesn't think you look like a man overall !
TheGewt 7
...I don't even want to know what you made me just picture. *shudders*
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Dafuq did I just read?!?!
Wolvander88 19
F your bf's life.
FortuneCookie3 1
at least he likes your dad.
hhhwat 0
Ha!
danielwilliams57 6
And why the hell does he know how your dad looks when he orgasms?
FYLminerocks 7
Doesn't necessarily mean it looks like dad when he orgasms. OP just makes a face that looks like her/his dad when she/he has an ******. Or OP's dad's face just looks like a person having an ******.
yousodi 10
Lol same thought
speckledots 29
How would your boyfriend know what your dad looks like when he orgasms?!? That's the biggest question here.
auzz1_pride 9
Lol out of all the stupid comments this one actually made me laugh. Read the FML again mate, it says that he looks like his father when Ops bf has an ******. Honestly some people are so clueless.
speckledots 29
I would love to know what way your reading this FML. It is as clear as ever. no mirrors, smoke, or tricky words. Op was told by Op's boyfriend that Op looks like Op's father when he orgasms. Does that clear things up for you?
speckledots 29
GAHHH ignore that. while he is saying he looks like his dad when he orgasms, he didn't say dads orgasms face. I just brain and skull damage so that's my excuse, but still, I just bothered the hell outta myself. *facepalm*
RedPillSucks 33
Still. It's funny as hell to think about the FML like that, intended or not...
omarzrgz 3
Tell him that he looks like his mom when he orgasms just to make HIM feel bad