Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not now
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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ss_20_xx 14
Is your dad goodlooking?
TheGewt 7
Sometimes i get gray hair and a full beard when I ****** too.
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Comments (84)
Chavez45 2
At least you climax haha FYL
zacsFML1212 0
What?!???!??!?!!!??!!
Collisionn 11
That's hot.
86ed 4
Does that mean your dad looks like you when he organisms?
angelofsaturn 23
#124 was that an auto correct fail?
derkster 6
Yo..........…… that's straight up ******* weird…………. So that mens your b-friend is thinking about your dad when he's ******* you……. ha ha ha ha
daydreamer244 13
This makes me think that the boyfriend is talking about what the the dad looks like when having an ******....at first i thought how would he know!??!?! But I got that he meant just the dad's appearance...still scarred for life though....
jonjak 7
Sorry OP that sucks.
1crabbygirl 10
Help him learn to just *shut* his mouth! He needs to shut up more and talk much less.
rascalbryan 0
The moment where we all hope he wasn't doing anal on you, or a whole array of questions pop up..
ASBruley 4
Now thats never a good sign :/