Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, I shaved my penis and balls. When my girlfriend saw, she said, "You look like my little brother." He's 6 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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Slim_d813 0
You should have replied and you give head like your sister.
rookieb04 6
cum on her face and say now you look like your mother
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Comments (34)
WonderBlunder 0
So??
Atmaster 3
that's not bad just a fact unless you have a problem with your brother or she had hooked up with your brother
bosshaug 0
Ha I get that shit all the time
bosshaug 0
Y can't I ever be first? Damn u
jd_superjive 0
Haha omg thats aweful....does that mean shes...like....'done' your brother? If so shes a hobag lol
sdroze1389 31
spelling...
tsarikos 0
Maybe it was a random thought, just because she said that while they were doing stuff doesn't necessarily mean she's done anything sexual with the OP's brother.
untoldfame 3
wow, I just saw this up for moderation, but I said no.
fattypie101 0
ewww u r ugly
bloozombie 0
win
DynamicDave 11
DTB: Dump That Bitch
darkmis1 18
so? this isn't a fml.
idk333333 0
Oh no! You look like your brother!!! :0 just because she said that at that time doesn't mean she has done anything with your brother. She probably was just looking at you very closely and just realized the resemblance . Not an FML
xbarneystinsonx 0
get a life