Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said, "There's my daughter…" He then turned it to me and said "…and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Why was it so ugly? Was she making the duck face?
aznkimmy77 0
Burn! xD
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Comments (70)
Jessi2487 0
ugly? there's an App for that.
TheTigerRoars 0
Yes, the app where you can feel sorry about yourself and post it on FML. Beware, these people will only make you feel worse. :D -Fluffy McTiger
_Damien_ 0
what the heck is stracted?!? it's definitely spelled scratched**
TheTigerRoars 0
Oh, poo. My comment didn't show. Thank you, Mr. Baboon, for finding my typo. My phone likes to change my words. :D -Fluffy McTiger
LeoFML 1
I see we don't like to cuss?
TheTigerRoars 0
Oh, no. We like to. Just the risk of the holy Mods. :D -Fluffy McTiger
EffinAhole 0
yeah I received a "warning" in my email to be nice on here. It's pretty funny that a website called FML doesn't like when we use bad language.
coolsteve 0
The tense shift in this fml really pissed me off.
KingDingALing 9
YDI for being an asshole, OP.
theian01 3
This is horribly written. I don't understand it.
smallsmerry 0
here kitty kitty!!!
soccerbug6 0
me too
Ben360 6
Today,I realized I look like my mom. FML
glambert1998 0
LMFAO
aznkimmy77 0
Burn! xD
Bees_fml 0
But what was it a picture OF??
meganasoarus 0
ugly people are supposed to be nice.
ThiszMexicanLove 0
Why would ugly people be nice if they get made fun of and insulted for BEING UGLY.? You are a dumbasz for believe that bullshit.
Freeze_fml 17
I love Justin Bieber. Sigh, I wish I could be like Shane Dawson.
kenjiisown 1
Nah, she's just a Mexican.
FFML_314 12
Freeze said "What's the difference?"
MissGrinch 4
26, that was uncalled for.
kenjiisown 1
Meh. It was worth it, though. I could have easily said "nah, she's just 15 years old." Using her ethnicity is more funny.
Freeze_fml 17
Dammit Darren.
InDenial 6
20, do you think it's 'cool' to add a 'z' on the end of words? It makes YOU look like a dumbass. Amz Iz Coolz nowz cozz iz talkz likez thisz?
meganasoarus 0
are you speaking from experience? they're supposed to be nice because that's the only thing going for them. you'd do well to take that advice. ;)
aznkimmy77 0
Beep Boop Beep Boopity Beep.
BahahahLOL 0
IM THE SCATMAN!
Rokksteady 3
I bet you felt kinda stupid?
MissGrinch 4
How does it feel showing the photo to her laughter?
Shookitup 0
The apple never falls too far from the tree :)
fernandita91 0
lol like mother...
FYLDeep 26
Why was it so ugly? Was she making the duck face?
MissErikaHart 0
I hate those
AustinEnsley 0
ahw im sry