laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
dumped
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Anonymous
Port-of-spain, Trinidad and Tobago 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Embarrassed
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
ruffrider
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Claire
Portland, United States
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Anonymous
Bruchsal, Germany
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Top comments
ss_20_xx 14
Is your dad goodlooking?
TheGewt 7
Sometimes i get gray hair and a full beard when I ****** too.
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Comments (84)
sarkaar 30
Could've been worse. He could've said that your dad and you make the same face when you ******!
Neligee 9
Definitely awkward .
marisadc79 0
And how exactly did he get that information? Awkward and creepy.
ChickInGreenVans 12
This post is quiet creepy and absurd.. However something tells me that (although wasn't said in this post) that this guy fantasises about your dad.. Like why would he bring your dad up at that particular moment?? Like really now.. This guy needs professional help!! As in NOW!!
TKrisha_fml 5
Like father like son, but in your case like father like daughter
rammy125 4
What does your dad look like when he orgasims?
Arrawyn 12
Well, if he likes that, he just might be a homosexual, just saying
yupitssoph 18
Congratulations! Sex is now ruined for you forever!
misskelskels 0
No ****?
jaredofmo 22
It's possible OP might be a guy, so VERY ****.
debbster7 18
He would know ;)