laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
dumped
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Anonymous
Port-of-spain, Trinidad and Tobago 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Embarrassed
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
ruffrider
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Claire
Portland, United States
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Anonymous
Bruchsal, Germany
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Top comments
ss_20_xx 14
Is your dad goodlooking?
TheGewt 7
Sometimes i get gray hair and a full beard when I ****** too.
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Comments (84)
griffin2020 4
At least he did not say that you look like your dad when HE orgasms...
mechanicgirl315 0
Wow how does he know what your dad looks like when he does that
nise2390 2
Haha that sucks!!
sks4613 1
How would he know what your dad looks like when he orgasms?
sks4613 1
And I just realized the possibility does exist that op is in a same sex relationship..... Everyone assumes hetero statement being made. So maybe HE looks like his dad on general.
hereinnc 12
Unless it's ****...noone looks attractive while achieving the big O. I really really really hope I don't look like my father when I do however..
ipanisse 5
Damage
jv_mcl 1
At least you don't have to fake it.
MrGoat 2
Doesn't matter had sex
TorTorGirl1 1
Dump him.