Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not now
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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ss_20_xx 14
Is your dad goodlooking?
TheGewt 7
Sometimes i get gray hair and a full beard when I ****** too.
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Comments (84)
daisyismydog 3
Your boyfriend might even be implying that your dad looks like a girl... Or he's just fascinated with the thought of him...
hellonyancat 6
That's more his problem than yours. You don't have to see your face when you ******. He does. I wonder what he expects you to do about it. :/
mzrobinson 13
Why is he thinking of your dad during sex... 0.o
linkinpark98 24
For the people who are saying "how does the bf know what her dad looks like when he orgasms?", the bf never said anything about the dad's o-face. :P Just his face in general.
lowie89 7
Umm....yuck! Your bf has issues
BabyFacedDaniel 3
I wonder how your bf knows what your dad looks like when he orgasms? Hmmm nastaaaay
perdix 31
Have your boyfriend and your dad gone fishing on Brokeback Mountain?
PrincessPesa 20
OP, You should touch yourself in front of a mirror and watch yourself. Then you can be the judge! Although a terrifying image of OP morphing into her dad in the mirror like a ghost at her climax suddenly comes to mind. Argh. Thanks, brain.
Zachthejoker 10
This is the point where you start to question your relationship.
mreilly 2
Show him his hand and tell him that what he looks like when he ******'s. Haha