Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Not now
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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ss_20_xx 14
Is your dad goodlooking?
TheGewt 7
Sometimes i get gray hair and a full beard when I ****** too.
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PartyxRocked 0
My boyfriend JUST told me the same thing the last time we had sex, except that I look like my mother. I kind of feel bad for getting upset over that, when yours is worse.
hotforkegger 4
Sounds like he's bi
Karonline20 4
he either wants you to dump him, or he trust your love so much that he felt confortable saying that..
PoppaSoda 5
Haha, cest la vie!
groupleader 7
You should have said "yeah, you do too"...make B/F wonder how you know what your dad looks like when he orgasms. Btw..doesn't matter..had sex & apparently a familiar looking ******.
mustangkid21 0
Its prob turned him on more! Consider a 3 sum
Omnomnomnivore 10
That's just creepy..
geod69 8
So now ask your boyfriend how he knows what your father looks like when he has an ******
FlutterShyy 0
Time for a new man or else he might start calling you daddy in bed xD
freakguy455 0
Your question should be, does he like it. If so, he has issues.