Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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starile 20
Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.
perdix 31
Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?
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Comments (123)
FLYiN_CLOUD9 4
wouldn't you have noticed that he doesn't shower...?
franwins0827 7
Well, if you didn't notice until he told you then he must not be that stinky. Still, I agree with some of the suggestions above - suggesting shower sex and romantic baths are likely good incentives to get him to clean up. And if you're too grossed out to have sex with him then tell him so, but try to be constructive.
TXCandy 3
Tell him u dnt c the need to have sex! That should have him in the shower in no time!
dblifelike 0
dtmfa
xgetxbentx 13
I hope you mean EX boyfriend because no matter how much you like the guy that's ******* nasty, even if you're in love with him it isn't worth it. that's just asking for UTIs and other infections.
nh92691 0
we got together when he played rugby in february and now its off season for him he did shower everyday after practice but now that he doesnt he said that he doesnt feel the "need to shower, im not really sure what to do ...
nikkirito 0
Ahahahaha wait, are we dating the same guy?
warrior88 0
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madeingeorgia 0
that's nasty!
bluemoongirl 4
dirty!!!!