Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
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Top comments
clairecurses 19
good riddance to him then!
fueledbysarcasmandcoffee 9
His loss. Girl don’t even sweat it.
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Comments (28)
clairecurses 19
good riddance to him then!
Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16
That stinks. (no pun intended)
adventureinthesea 14
I'd hope not, or else they'd need a better prescription!
Zekfen 17
Strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
Allie614032 34
Why do you need prescription deodorant, out of curiosity?
Sheepiebeepie 26
Why do you think?? It's either body odor or sweating.
Allie614032 34
I buy my deodorant at the drug store. There are various different kinds. I didn't realize that you could get a prescription.
Sheepiebeepie 26
Oh my god don’t put deodorant in your ******.
tmj25789 23
there is a condition called hyperhidrosis. over the counter deodorant doesn't control the sweating at all while the prescription kind can stop it.
IMSCARJOHANSSON 24
I’ll date u lol
RichardPencil 32
I pit-y the fool!
fueledbysarcasmandcoffee 9
His loss. Girl don’t even sweat it.
jkjorn 18
Prescription deodorant is a thing?
RichardPencil 32
Yes, it is. Prescription butt plugs are not. Don’t be fooled!
Piperbeast 9
That’s the pits.
indienerdgirl 27
What a child. Sounds like he just made up a random excuse to break up with you because I highly doubt that your deodorant was his reason.