Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
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BehindTheSun 2
... Dude, you never leave a new girlfriend alone with your mom. Good things do not happen.
Zmeilerr 22
It's your relationship, you should be in control.
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Zmeilerr 22
It's your relationship, you should be in control.
mackenzieex3 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
um,sexcist much?
Zmeilerr 22
I meant her mother shouldn't interfere in her relationship. I did not mean that she should be controlling or abusive, etc.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#6 cmon man don't let a women question what you mean. stand up for yourself!
Zmeilerr 22
#16, I am not sexist. As much as I tend to laugh at most of your comments, I don't put up with or participate in sexism. It was a simple misunderstanding.
IVANTTOCOME 0
Steve-O, I loved you in jackass
iloveeeyou 0
so you kind of got to wonder what your mom said to her to make her so uncomfortable where she couldnt even break up with you herself, I'd talk to your "ex" gf to see what happened!
aardvarkish 17
17, I wouldn't deny something that subjective until the accuser defines it for you. It could be a good thing by that person's standards.
zakkyzebra 11
#4 only adds to the "women are stupid" stereotype. Yeah it was an innocent misunderstanding but no need to be a bitch about it.
The_Creeper_fml 8
51, girls have been trained to call things sexist the instant they see them... Though her spelling is atrocious.
ImBeingLiedTo 0
I blame women for there own lack of rights and sexism. I have made a speech for class on this and everyone agreed even the girls so.... ya women it is all ir fault
PurplePeeps 0
Amen. Penis Power!!
mamamiaaa_fml 12
59 Ahh yes of course you have proven your point that it's the fault of women for sexism and rights issues by telling us that you made a speech. In your class. Well good for you but you do realize you explained nothing. I mean if you're going to make a statement like that at least have the goods to back it up. 'Jus sayin'. OP Find out what yo momma said. And then agree with it.
BoomerFTW 0
That reminds me of a funny joke! Women's rights... XD
sleepyolivia 14
56, I don't even use the term "sexist" lightly, in fact I probably haven't used it in years but that comment is legitimately sexist. You're male and you don't have the same experience women have every day. You aren't constantly objectified in younger years. In fact, being a male I would say you're "trained" to believe that you're dominant and that's why you refuse to believe sexism exists, but I don't generalize men like you've generalized women with your comment.
Runto 0
hahaha
flamegrilled123 3
you have the best profile pic
pink_mess 0
or perhaps your mother wants you to think she left you .,, how do u know your mom didnt tell her something or threatened her to leave you some moms are bitches
lovelyllama3 0
oh that sucks! I'm sorry!
Selena_is_back 7
That son of a- *loud crash*
Robert3Ash 0
wow
EvilCupcake8361 9
fail
falloutNV 0
lame
N0tabasicweezy 0
Woah buddy get your girl back
Zmeilerr 22
I agree, I think her mom tried to set him up.
radkelsie24 0
I love my boy weezy(:
mathew17986g 2
well at least she got to know your mom...
DavidCooksAngel 0
tomorrow, your fml will be that your mom hooked up with your ex.
ydi_4_suking 20
Dang your mom sucks
IVANTTOCOME 0
You mom banged your girl!!!