Today, it’s my honeymoon. Before sexy time, my new husband made me do my first “act of loyalty” to him: text all my male contacts who were not family to “never speak to me again” and delete then from social media and cellphone. Apparently, I “can’t be hoeing” around during marriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband demanded I delete all my male friends/contacts except family members. All this because I texted one of my male friends, “Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.” According to him, “One thing leads to another then next thing you know you both are in bed fucking like rabbits.” FML
Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML
Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML
Today, I still haven’t consummated my marriage with my new wife. She said no sex before marriage and I obliged for 2 long years. During our honeymoon, she kept making up excuses. Now when I sit down and talk to her, she calls me a “horny pervert” and accuses me of “using her for sex” and stormed off. FML
Today, my husband read my texts and discovered that I get a laugh out of making him beg for sex. He handed me a printout of the texts and coldly said, "Either we're going down the list of everything you've said no to, or I find a side piece. Make a choice." FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So....getting the marriage annulled then?
IHaveThePower 18
Please do not wait until he starts hitting you. Leave before it gets worse. Because it will.
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IHaveThePower 18
Please do not wait until he starts hitting you. Leave before it gets worse. Because it will.
ThorCTF 12
Seconded
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So....getting the marriage annulled then?
JasonThorn 23
Ahem...ANNULMENT. NOW! "Acts of loyalty" = "I control your life now to the point that ring might as well be in your NOSE."
geerod 16
Get out before you have children and are stuck with him! Only going to get worse!
poopface82 25
Unless the next words out of his mouth were “just kidding,” leave.
1known 34
Even though. That would be a sick joke.
Crowned Sataness 12
And you agreed to this? You need to get out. Because this isolates you, one of the first steps of severe abuse. You won't be allowed to work either
Blimix 9
I'll bet this wasn't the first red flag. It's definitely not the last. You *need* to look up the signs of emotional abuse. It's not the same as physical, sexual, or verbal abuse, though it can come along with those. Does he isolate you from friends who might help you get away from him? (Yes!) Do you feel like you have to walk on eggshells to avoid upsetting him? Does he tell you he couldn't live without you? There's lots more. It is *very* hard to recognize emotional abuse from inside the relationship! Don't assume that he's not abusive because that would make him a monster, or because he loves you. "He's just-" No, he's just isolating you. So that he can control you. This is not in your best interest. Someone who loves you would help you have a better social life, not destroy it.
HokieJ 10
Red flag! Red flag!
butterfly_kisses_fml 4
I'm not the type to immediately say this but as someone who has been there before this is a very very bad sign. Please get out. Step one is isolate you from friends and family. Step two is tear you down until you believe you need them. It only gets worse and it doesn't stop there.
RichardPencil 32
And he's doing the same with every female he knows? Both sexes can "hoe it up."
Doom_Kitty 14
No. She shouldn't do this andhe shouldn't either. No one should stop having a life just because they're in a relationship.
Maddy Bee 12
that's a huge red flag. please end it before things escalate.