Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
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Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
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yomamasmama 0
at least she has some Christmas spirit...unlike SOMMMMEEEONNNNE....
kopboy1 0
I hate Christmas music as well.
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longcat 0
yea nigga
kopboy1 0
I hate Christmas music as well.
NJXD 0
Bah Humbug
jrgr 6
gosh I hate when I'm at work and they have the Christmas track on repeat lol
stephanie0613 0
ughhh ^^ I totally know what you are talking about I work at macy's nd that's all they play all day! nd like 4 different versions of each song :/
MetallicaRules19 4
whats pandora?
unidentified_sta 5
Greek word for "Google it".
Euphemism 0
2- Are you an atheist? Just wondering... And, in case you didn't notice... Christmas actually gives some people a break at work.
monnanon 14
@50 Xmas isn't a purely Christian holiday, it is actually a modified pagan holiday just look at the clues eg xmas trees, holly and ivy in the house etc. My point is even if 2 was an atheist they might still like the day of xmas just not the over play of music.
monnanon 14
@50 i forgot to add that not everyone is off at xmas whether you celebrate it or not. I work in a hotel and we are open all year, one of us has to be there on xmas day.
Action_Bastard 0
Ah man, I work in retail as well and let me tell you...listening to Christmas songs for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week definitely does not put you in the holiday spirit. If anything, it can turn you into a raging alcoholic with the intention of committing vehicular homicide.
Euphemism 0
55 and 56, I believe I said "some people who work". And, it is basically christans. Since "God" was born on the 25th. But I do agree, not the ENTIRE holiday isn't taken as a holiday under the christen belief.
Euphemism 0
55 and 57. Sorry, my bad.
AnhedonicRightNo 1
Euphemism, really if you're gonna go all christian on us, it was Jesus and not God who was supposedly born on the 25th December. That said he was actually born in the summer, but when the Romans finally decided to embrace Christianity they decided to move it to the 25th December as there were already pagan festivals then so they thought it would make for an easier transition. As for the guy who said to look at Christmas trees and holly being indoors as evidence; they are actually pretty modern conventions.
Euphemism 0
62- if I was an "Christian", I would've known that. But you just proved that I'm not. So thanks. And, I was trying to keep a open mind. As speaking out my thoughts in few unique ways.
pacino101 0
omg this happens to me at my work, and they repeat every hour!!! I go crazy!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yule logs are from a non-Christian holiday that was absorbed by Christmas. They are not all that new. (This is in regards to the holly and trees discussion; it is basically a modification to the original specs.) @ Euphemism: Many Christians do not know much about Christmas so that doesn't prove any point at all for you. i like a lot of Christmas music if I am in the mood but working retail will kill that spirit quick. I didn't want to celebrate at all when I worked retail. Now I have some Christmas songs that shuffle amongst my other music on my ipod. It's just enough spirit and never any dogs barking Jingle Bells.
travinator41 2
actually Christmas trees are old people used to bring them inside during winter because all of the plants would die and it was a symbol of life. they just didn't decorate them.
brianjman14 23
That sucks really bad. A lot of Christmas music is annoying. I love Pandora. It's where I get rap and death metal songs. :D
iSitt 0
bah humbug too
mrswhise 0
very well put. lol. this is exactly how I feel. lmao
JohnBoyFsYL 10
I did google it. Is she playing Christmas music on a special pandora bead that plays music. I'm very confused right now.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#120 Trying Googling "Pandora radio." That should help.
IcyJack 7
@90 I absolutely loathe the Jingle Dogs song, it was one of the reasons our employees were able to convince management to change the radio station. Working retail becomes utter hell when chipmunks sing songs and dogs bark jingles over and over every 20 minutes. I challenge someone to remain cheery (and sane) for one shift.
kopboy1 0
50, no I'm not an atheist, and I didn't say that I don't like/ appreciate Christmas. I just don't like the music
cafeboy 0
60 I thought Jesus was born on Christmas
YtotsDI 0
" well obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park" haha u soo remind me of that guy!!
addiizcherry 0
Actually christmas is a christian holiday. Notice the "christ" in it. Nobody knows the official day Jesus was born, but it was sometime in december and we celebrate it the 25th.
longcat 0
**** the bitch ass nigga who moderated my shit
thrice643 7
yeah, that music can get old fast!! haha
IcyJack 7
Your pic...!!! It's...!!! Just...!!! AWESOME!!! *epic fireworks in the background*
CACC_fml 0
ok
big_brown_eyes 0
OMG I Love!!! it pic... it's sooo kick ass!!! :D
Noelletakumi 36
Ah, good old Pandora. Annoying us since forever.
starile 20
Early Christmas present: shove earphones down her throat.
BeRealz 0
Move out? Buy earplugs?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's a bummer, OP. You should "discover" noise rock and blast that shit.
BeRealz 0
Arab! don't blow up FML! ....No offense
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Oh... yeah cause calling me a terrorist is definitely not offensive... ha.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Haha, the comment is gone. Nothing to see here.
Draminicaus 0
Noise rock? O_o??
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
No, blast shit like Suicide Silence, Conducting from the Grave, Whitechapel, Veil of Maya, and other deathcore or heavier music. ^-^
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I've never heard of any of those haha. How about Justin Bieber on repeat, really really loud? I'd move.
unidentified_sta 5
Sure is Scrooge in here
jewban 3
BAH HUMBUG!
slavewifey 0
You sound like a scrooge get over it! Christmas music is relaxing maybe you should try listening to it or you could pull that big stick out of your butt either way.
SoFreshAndYetDep 0
How is Christmas music relaxing?
Draminicaus 0
I would listen to Christmas music if there were a metal version.
DynamicDave 11
There is. I work at Walmart and they have a CD called "We Wish You a Metal Xmas and a Headbanging New Year." It's got all kinds of people such as Ronnie James Dio, Alice Cooper, Tony Iommi, etc.
fishgirlzzz 0
you be epic!
sum1two 0
how is it not? you grinch!