Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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starile 20
Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.
perdix 31
Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?
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Comments (123)
aron33 2
I shower once a week and I don't smell, people don't notice it untill it comes up. Last summer I went to turkey for 2 weeks and it was 40°C there, I could not shower for days even thought I sweat like a pig. The only reason I showered was because my gf wanted.
Invader_GIR 0
You have the right idea.
Sinkhole 26
But if your girlfriend wanted you to shower it must be because she noticed the smell, so it's not like you don't smell. You may think that other people don't notice if you shower once a week, but maybe they just want to be nice and not say anything about it.
timtamslam 19
aw that's gross, my ex-boyfriend like never showered so i know how you feel :(
bigredmonkeybutt 30
dump his ass & wish him a happy staph infection.
ulicksam 0
So either you don't go down him and YDI or you do and already know he's disgusting, in which case YDI for staying.
Zebidee 9
You're dating a hobo. Ditch him and move on with your life.
Zodiac666 0
Dump the stinky bum!
RetroRocker 0
He obviously must be a bath man. :P
Invader_GIR 0
Baths are awesome.
RedPillSucks 33
He must be good at the "Stanky leg".
fmlman44 5
Haha! sounds like me in third grade. but that is nasty
ScuseMePrincess 2
So... Dump him. It's not that hard. Chances are he's always been like this. Why would you date someone like that in the first place? YDI
Invader_GIR 0
Because she didn't notice it before he actually mentioned it? Because it doesn't actually matter or else she would have noticed? Because she fell in love with some other aspect of him, doesn't want to lose that in a boyfriend and believed that part could be changed? Grow some logic.
Zebidee 9
I'm right there with Princess on this one. It's a pretty fundamental difference of opinion, and a tricky one to get past. People break up for all sorts of superficial reasons, so why not one like this? Personally, not showering would be an instant dealbreaker for me. Rationalise it however you want, but I just couldn't do it.