Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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starile 20
Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.
perdix 31
Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?
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Comments (123)
Rick1969 6
Obviously, he doesn't care much about you either, or he would try to be clean and presentable. He is lazy to boot. Your life is pretty bad, if you feel you have to stay with a bum like that.
gtrgdss 0
so ok- then I wouldn't "feel the need" of servicing him then.
starberries 0
I don't feel the need to service anyone. Seriously, "servicing"? Are you a hooker?
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Maybe he is passive aggressive and hinting he was hinting he has no need to shower because she always turns him away, shower or not?
xo_mrii_xo 0
ew, dump him ? thats disscusting, why would he even tell you that?
ilovedwh 7
You so deserve it for dating such an unhygienic person. that's sick.
JmZ_fml 3
dat kid must smell like musty dick...smh...
Addie_O 0
since he's your bf you mist not notice his stench so it must not be bad.
FuckMyEveryth1ng 0
Offer sex in shower
aetrcsom_fml_fml 0
explain to him that a dirty penis can cause a UTI infection and tell him the dead skin on him can attract excess mites in his bed so he'll end up itching all the time.
peachezthelette 22
YDI for dating a scrub.