Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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starile 20
Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.
perdix 31
Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?
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Comments (123)
wDeemish 0
He could not be serious :s ?!
oliver86 8
does he by any chance have a long beard and eat dead cats
ThreeSheetsGone 12
No biggie, put some duct tape on his armpit hair while he's asleep, he may bitch about it, but that's when you tell him that you wouldn't have seen the need for it if he would take a shower.
deidre823 7
I'd be like "Well I don't see the point of being with a stank ass fool like you. You're nasty. Later." & I'd dump his nasty ass.
Sephina 3
Just because you don't shower doesn't mean you aren't clean. I hardly shower because our well goes dry really quick. I go the old fashioned route and have a bath, or use a sink full of warm water and a face cloth with soap to clean myself up.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Yuck! YDI wouldn't you notice? Check these signs: - Greasy and smelly hair - Smelly body odor - Dirty fingernails - Greasy/oily face
vashthestampede 0
I wouldn't see the need for them either...if I took baths of course
harbqll 0
Why are you dating a muslim?
Mielad 0
Go f yourself. -.-
creedaddict 9
tell him u no longer want sex from him u don't see the need for it Lolol Ewwwww
Anteezy 7
Does he smell the need?
Zebidee 9
The need for speed!! Oh. Wait.