Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
kyleenstar 0
Now, Thats hot.
TurdMonkey 0
dayumm what a pimp.
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Comments (116)
kyleenstar 0
Now, Thats hot.
MimiKnox 0
I'd ride his empty canon anytime.....we'll make history together
testname 0
asd
testname 0
aaa
saddream 0
is he at least a silver fox? if so, go for it ^_~
GreenHacker 0
YDI for leading him on and being a tease.
KittehKatt 0
how is she a tease..? you don't know...
BoCo_fml 9
Is he rich?? If so marry him and get all the money when he dies!!! lol
CHRIS1920 0
hahhah thats gay n nasty
xxchilloutxx 0
Gay...how?
testname 0
man_eating_bunny 18
The nasty part i see. But gay? How does that relate to this post at all?
TurdMonkey 0
dayumm what a pimp.
9echo 17
What are you talking about? The guy just wants to adopt OP and have a father-daughter relationship, right? Right guys? Right? O_O
Witchcraft_fml 5
Hit that.
growingupnextmon 3
Yeah but she would have to be gentle so he doesnt break a hip.
Witchcraft_fml 5
If she does it right, she'll break hers instead.
sadiesykes 0
eeep!
TheGasMaskGuy 0
Gotta play the field.
PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0
Two Words: Sugar Daddy...
crzyry 6
I have to agree with #8. I'll bet the OP wouldn't think this was an FML if he had offered her 10,000 dollars to sleep with him.
SD86 0
bahaha.
domolovesyoshi 33
I would think it's wrong even if he offered me a million
Butcher_1419 0
sexy harassment time! I like!
bluelabeled 0
So you'd date someone 49 years your senior? You could totally do them in their nursing home.
JuuChan 3
Hey, at least he told you in a letter instead of cornering you in a dark area of work and telling you with his hands. The old guy has some respect. Be grateful for that! P.S. if he's rich, go for it!