Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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starile 20
Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.
perdix 31
Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?
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Comments (123)
Jimboom 12
Indeed. Baths are so much better and relaxing. ;-)
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
just dump his stanky ass! w00t w00t!
Euphemism 0
^Beep-boo^ _ERROR_
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Polietly ask him to clense him self if not I'm not what to do exept dumb him :S
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Dump*
Spongii101 12
I hope he has baths instead then.
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
yep
mackmillydilly 0
Ambush him with soap and water, haha
xo_mrii_xo 0
yes, u go girl ;p
Invader_GIR 0
You know, there is no ACTUAL need for regular showers. He does have a point. The only REAL purpose is to smell nicer, and some people can get away without multiple showers and still not stink. There is nothing actually more hygenic about regular showers. I, for example, can get away with one shower a week.
laurenssagrr 0
My bf is the same.
kb49 0
he's trying to get u to leave him