Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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starile 20
Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.
perdix 31
Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?
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Comments (123)
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Ohhh I see the problem! your adopted... [;
Cinn_fml 23
Try maturely explaining to him that you'd prefer it if he showered because it means he smells less/is more hygienic, especially during sex (if you're having it) or other things you can think of. If he still doesn't come around, try thinking a little more along the lines of shower-sex. Or you could break up with him, but that's more of a last resort.
Zmeilerr 22
I like the shower sex idea. I'd give you a +10 if I could.
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Hi Cinn! So how you been? If you don't reconize me I'm from the one hand in the water fml remember? :D
jack_bandit 0
creeper
Cinn_fml 23
...No, no I don't, sorry. Probably because I don't remember that FML.
MetroKidd 0
You shouldn't see the need to date somebody that smells like a trash can
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Hmm, tell him to clean his stanky ass!
perdix 31
Smegma.
TheDrifter 24
Exactly, a shower would ruin his collection.
EffinAhole 0
win!
gusgus36 5
tell him you don't see the "need" of having a gross, unhygienic boyfriend...
lovin_my_marine 4
oh hell NO. dismiss! that shit is NOT ok
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
neither is your mother laying me.
lovin_my_marine 4
**** off
Cyosaric 0
LOL
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Ok,tell him to either scrub his dirty self, or get his stanky ass out