Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
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Top comments
inner_peace 19
Some people never cease to amaze me with how overly sensitive they are. And your. boyfriend may have topped my list, OP
PotterHead_DH 26
This whole thread was just... Terrible.
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Comments (66)
peepeebandit 16
So I have this epic girlfriend and she's cool. Oh, I know, I'll take a snapshot of this massive turd and ask her if she wants to see. Just brilliant
NPN_Scorpio 16
"And it was such a beautiful turd, too!"
vikky538 29
well its a shitty situation..
martin8337 36
He might be a fecaphile.
worldclassrager 41
I am with you on that but it's best to respect his wishes...
an3ph 20
What's the matter? Poop shy?
Lizardgirl 7
Fail thread!! Let the downvotes commence
EvilLittleMan 23
OP, unfortunately your relationship stinks so you might as well as flush it. You can do so much better.
middlenamefrank 8
Okay, I'm not a terribly judgmental person, but someone who would 1) send you a picture of his poop, and 2) get offended that you told him you don't want to see that, is 1) WAAAAAY to insecure to have an adult relationship, 2) way too wrapped up in himself, and 3) just plain weird. Move on, sweetie. You can do better.
Axel5238 29
You'd be surprised what people find funny. Some people go on about dick jokes and stuff like that because that is their sense of humor. The fact that someone may not share it is or find it gross,stupid and/or annoying it just never occurs to them or they don't care. Usually the person complaining gets told to lighten up even if they've had to hear it constantly. I can hear her bf's thoughts "How dare you not share my love of poop and dick jokes now you've made me sad."
Bluebl4ze 16
Too many poop artists on FML. 'Poop' should be a new tag for FMLs.