carrie
Justify My Love
Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
josie
Sharing is caring
Today, my husband of twenty years thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t fart in front of him. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Goldfinger
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
randomjulz
United States
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Communication unclear
Today, I said to my man, "You used to tell me you love me, but lately you don’t even want me telling you." He responded with a story about his clogged shower drain and then couldn’t understand why I got upset, because apparently this was his “reply to the question I asked.” WTF? FML
Anonymous
Dartmouth, Canada
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Ew?Really?
Montrose, United States
Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
mary
Boundaries please!
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
disgusted
Harpenden, United Kingdom
The language of love
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
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Ambrily 27
Why is it so important to him to see you poop? That's so weird :/
Shzusuziq11 12
I can't poop in front of anyone, so don't feel bad. (and he should understand that it's a private function!)
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Shzusuziq11 12
I can't poop in front of anyone, so don't feel bad. (and he should understand that it's a private function!)
Ambrily 27
Why is it so important to him to see you poop? That's so weird :/
Lydmyers 9
... 🤨 thats just odd. everyone has personal hangups - married or not - and he needs to respect that. I have personal hangups that my husband clearly doesn't understand and yet he respects me enough not to push it or make me feel uncomfortable in any way. In fact, he remembers them and is mindful for next time.
Jonkbaby 23
Even when I pee, the door is closed
ojoRojo 27
I’ve been with my husband for 13.5 years and I don’t even pee in front of him lol. It’s natural to want to go to the bathroom privately