Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
inner_peace 19
Some people never cease to amaze me with how overly sensitive they are. And your. boyfriend may have topped my list, OP
PotterHead_DH 26
This whole thread was just... Terrible.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (66)
Enslaved 38
Unless it's large enough to clog the toilet and has an embedded corn smiley face... Not impressed!
qdawg06 23
At least he wants to talk about feelings... But still that's gross af, sorry OP.
asherm 15
He sounds like a charmer
Sigilwen 24
Ask him how he would feel if you sent a picture of your monthly.
Pyrodeathpoker99 3
That's pretty crappy. Atleast you didn't have to hear his shit for too long.
Killz268 18
Hey, its manhood get used to it.
maverick1752 16
Only in Canada, eh?
mosquito19 14
you shoulf send him pic of your poo too. like snapchat but with dumps.
maxii290594 8
You never ever ever reject a photo of a masterpiece
bekkii94 3
hahaha thats gross