Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
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Top comments
inner_peace 19
Some people never cease to amaze me with how overly sensitive they are. And your. boyfriend may have topped my list, OP
PotterHead_DH 26
This whole thread was just... Terrible.
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Comments (66)
Omniprism 15
Next time ask him if he'd like a photo of your bloody tampon. Or maybe just hypothetically ask him that question to show how you feel. Good luck. And tell him he needs to respect your feelings and ask him why he feels so hurt over such a small thing is there a bigger underlying issue?
travislemoine 7
What a keeper
sieheidhe 4
That would hurt my feelings
lulinator 40
I have never seen so many down-voted, buried comments on one FML.
Mii99 16
Ratchet
sjbartholome 14
why do you want a picture of his poop anyways?
RedPillSucks 33
Tell him to send his poop pic to his mom. I'm sure she's seen it plenty of times and can deal with his feelings.
QueenofWheels 13
Sending me a pic of poop would be a deal breaker. I can't date or be friends with gross people.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Mine gets upset when i don't want to hear him talk about cars. Gives me the silent treatment, As a supportive partner we are supposed to be interested in the 'shit' they choose to share with us. Maybe you can use this experience against him later and insist he listen to you talk for 5 hours about how cool nail polish is.
irishgaal 13
Aww that's really shitty...literally..