Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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Top comments
lulinator 40
That's love right there.
xxlinneamxx 17
It's a start isn't it?
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Comments (85)
McNarsty97 15
Kinda sounds like you don't have a sense of humor
igive 29
Who the hell wants to see their lover making fudge bombs?
JuliaaNoelle 26
I'd laugh if my boyfriend sent something like that to me. It's all a matter of what your type of humor is, and apparently that isn't something OP finds funny. It doesn't mean she has no sense of humor though
DoomedGemini 38
Another thing, she might find it funny still. People post FMLs all the time that they find funny but can still fit
McNarsty97 15
Well it depends, if the picture was of his legs and boxers it's funny. If the picture was of the aftermath its gross
Rainbow2Cloud 12
It is clearly stated in the FML that the picture was of OP's boyfriend sitting on the toilet.
Llama_Man2000 26
Well... People express love in all kinds of different ways...
incoherentrmblr 22
At least it wasn't a dick pic...
AndrewMoreira14 19
Prepare for the "sounds like a shitty situation" comments
ironmany_fml 23
sounds like a shitty situation
LittleBastard 20
Well played 28, well played.
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
At least he was thinking of you? Jk. Some people just aren't good with romance.
ohSNAPyall 27
You give too much credit to his intention.
chefnoel22 11
Better than what was in the toilet lol
Mauskau 36
Yeah I'd rather see someone on the toilet than what's in it, a friend of mine decided to send me a lovely picture yesterday of what was in theirs, before describing it to me...
MELKOZAR 27
You have to have a good morning shit!
Hash13 13
Try contrasting response ... Like be sweet instead of an angry response ... If he expects an angry response, he will be stumped and left unsatisfied . If he was being humorous, he would be glad you liked it and may wish you good morning for reals.
lulinator 40
I think you're reading way too much in to this.
VitalDistance 14
Are you ******** me?
toooldforthis 19
I wouldn't shit ya man, you're my favorite turd!
xxlinneamxx 17
It's a start isn't it?
ohSNAPyall 27
*shart
ohSNAPyall 27
A start? This is number 2!
_parth 20
I have sent snapchat while pooping. But, it wasn't of me showing anything below my abs.
Teyros 24
Well, it wasn't the best time to think of you. Some people take care of things in the morning. Including their shit.