Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
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Top comments
inner_peace 19
Some people never cease to amaze me with how overly sensitive they are. And your. boyfriend may have topped my list, OP
PotterHead_DH 26
This whole thread was just... Terrible.
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Comments (66)
JMor52 7
Sounds like an outstanding guy
cassiemarie1023 5
Your boyfriend seems to be in the dumps
DanShowsNoMercy 13
Guys can be proud of how big their shit is.
lil_miss_simran 15
I can't blame you for not wanting to look at his poop.
Radgears47 23
I'm a guy and that is gross. Better than diarrhea though
Siettadulce 21
I don't even know how I would've responded to someone saying that to me. People just astound me sometimes.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Sounds like a shitty situation.
hulopro 16
I can't even...
catanita 18
Maybe instead of poop he wanted to say puppy.
juststephhere 23
That was completely unnecessary of him to even consider showing you that... I believe you should be the one hurt by this...
xSavaqee 12
You can't always assume OP's boyfriend was being serious about having hurt feelings. knowing my ownself, I'd say something along the lines of what he did and when she said no, I'd pretend like I'm sad . just to get a ruse.
hulopro 16
what was he thinking? he should be dumped.