Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
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Top comments
inner_peace 19
Some people never cease to amaze me with how overly sensitive they are. And your. boyfriend may have topped my list, OP
PotterHead_DH 26
This whole thread was just... Terrible.
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Comments (66)
buzrash 2
you might wanna dump him
Saraishi 25
What a sh...- nope. I'm not going to say it x)
shinikageWolf 15
Scat fetish?
nannyRayRay 14
I hope he was kidding!
MrFatStacks69 4
little known factoid #186: Thats actually a deep sign of affection and denial of it is doom for the relationship
Dopeshit_fml 4
LOL OMG he sounds amazing
Witchylady 18
WTF?!!! Dump him. Cause any guy that wants his girlfriend to look at his poop is just too gross to date
TechnicallyWrong 12
Sounds like a shitty reaction.
Sigilwen 24
Ask him if he would want a picture or your period?
lamaking1 6
Every person here is a little bit dumber for knowing that kind of person