Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
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Top comments
inner_peace 19
Some people never cease to amaze me with how overly sensitive they are. And your. boyfriend may have topped my list, OP
PotterHead_DH 26
This whole thread was just... Terrible.
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Comments (66)
robbilee 14
That's shitty.
pimrol 16
too late :3
ItsJustMe1616 26
A while back I was texting my (now ex) girlfriend and she told me she was taking a shit, so I responded with "girls don't poop" cause we all know, well, that girls don't poop just like they don't pass gas. So her response was to send me a picture of her crap with a message attached saying "this is how much girls poop lol". At first I didn't see her caption because it was sent above the picture so I didn't know what I was looking at. It was so unbelievably small lol I'm not joking in the least when I say it couldn't have been bigger than a penny lol I didn't know if I should be disgusted or laugh at the fact that she actually sent me a picture of her shit.. (Yes I know that girls take ***** and I know that they rip ass too. It was just a joke)
ItsJustMe1616 26
Sorry I should've specified that the statement of "girls don't poop or pass gas" was a joke. The incident actually happened.
ukeandfoodislife 19
These comments were popular in 2011.
Edumcg 24
#27 Ammmm are you.... talking to yourself?
Edumcg 24
#39 Of course he's not. Ugh shut up already.
rt58killer10 20
Someone had to say it
PotterHead_DH 26
This whole thread was just... Terrible.
cjwayy 22
#43 I agree. It was painful to read.
JJ_86 22
Then let's kill it. Thread closed!!
cynicalsatireman 12
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inner_peace 19
Some people never cease to amaze me with how overly sensitive they are. And your. boyfriend may have topped my list, OP
SpamPam 18
What's with all these guys and their gross need to show people their poop?! That confounds me
FrozenMusic 26
What a crappy bf
arrow007archer 19
oh shit
Rallred32 20
Seriously? You would think people would stop using such horrible puns after seeing people reap the consequences (souls sacrificed to satan) but no, you have to use the same shitty puns. (No pun intended)
Jumbabaginji 15
*insert lame pun about shit here*
audreyfml1994 15
NO.
theaaxis 27
Sounds like you've got yourself - damn, I can't even type it as a joke. Too painful.
JJ_86 22
shitty bf? turd bit unlucky? to deal with crap?
pimrol 16
it's indeed weird that he would ask.such a thing maybe he just likes your ass or something
foxwasalamb 24
what?
inner_peace 19
#7 are you sure you're reading the FML correctly?
Wiringify 22
I always send crap pics when I like someone's ass.
btrag97 13
Time to find someone else.
Kamon97 23
Guess his manhood is where his shit is, down the toilet
kitcatjb 12
People get offended so easily these days.
22milesaway 13
Time to DTMFA.
kylieh72 25
What does this mean at all...
inner_peace 19
#28 I looked it up, and apparently it means "dump this mofo already."
Axel5238 29
Not going to disagree someones sense of humor is part of who they are and there are those that have an immature side and they know when to stop. Lot of guys/or girls don't and are like that much longer. An occasional joke fine, but the OP I'm guessing doesn't want a perpetual kid as a bf.
asnakelovinbabe 16
In my head I read it as "DO THE MOTHER ******* ASS" Yes I realize that makes absolutely no sense. Brain y u do dis 2 me