Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over. Not to mention he could have been joking.
aback 5
You shouldn't have had sex with him.
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Comments (76)
catkat1988 17
He needs an excuse for something that happened by accident when he was asleep? Come off it - yes, getting elbowed in the eye sucks, but it's not like he did it on purpose.
nomadwtf 0
he's just not in to you. read it.
Nena713 0
Sounds like a joke to me. No big deal. I would have laughed.
catlynnpenn 0
yea I'm sure you have your own bed you can go to if your going to complain about sleeping with your boyfriend.
Lusax 0
lol hè doesn't need am excuse but hè joked if you think hè means it.. leaf lol
tessie98love 0
he dosnt need an ecxuse. "sry i was sleeping" is perfectly fine...
Nick_1993 2
i sorta did the same thing to my ex. i slapped her in my sleep but i was just like oh sorry
TheTrollrCoaster 2
"You shouldn't have stayed over."
zenti 2
Yeah, well...it's not like he did it on purpose. Sleep on the couch if you can't deal with it.
Primus_fml 0
GRAMMATICAL ERROR. GRAMMATICAL ERROR.