Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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Top comments
Redoxx_fml 22
"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"
sillydumpling 0
I hope you have a nokia
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Comments (140)
Redoxx_fml 22
"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"
Mooish 18
That's why I heard a boom before the phone ended.
littlemissFYL 5
Nope he's cheating on you that's why he didn't wanna talk in front of you. Dump his ass.
meelo88 13
I think it said it was OP's cell phone so he's not cheating he's just an ass
KeyboardWarrior 10
57 WHAT AN ASSUMPTION. YOU SHOULD BECOME A DETECTIVE.
Cad6 24
^Were the caps really necessary?
Krirn 21
Based off his name, I'd say he went Super Saiyan.
KeyboardWarrior 10
INDEED I DID. YES THEY WERE NECESSARY. NO HOLDING BACK WHEN FIGHTING AGAINST INTERGALACTIC TYRANTS. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.
oksowhat 0
I LOVE YOU.
oksowhat 0
57- He answered her phone. Not his...
RogueWarrior869 23
She said he threw /her/ cellphone. Not his.
haloofduty27 12
INCOMING!.....call
SLKBlack96 5
NO!! THIS IS PATRICK
jtthegr8 26
Gotta do what ya gotta do to get away from a phone call
iBanana 17
Must have thought it was a grenade.. "Call from Mo-OH MY GOD! FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Ahhh, Modern Warfare has ruined us.
Guren 0
Obviously he just watched The Ring..
Redoxx_fml 22
121-You mean "One Missed Call"
sillydumpling 0
I hope you have a nokia
ElricMustang 23
That's because phones don't "brake". Remember kids: stay in school.
KeyboardWarrior 10
I know! One time, I was crossing the street and this Nokia nearly hit me! I mean, it was a red light and everything! Those Nokia's are crazy man, I tell ya.
Nevereverland 8
I was jumped by a nokia once, talk about connecting people..
alexup24 13
then they'll have to fix that giant hole in the wall.
domking1315 20
Guys please the big bang theory is a cover up for the first Nokia exploding.
MehrunesDagon456 20
Actually don't hope for that. It would break the wall.
Cad6 24
Looks like you can't "cell" your phone anymore. :( sucks.
purpleamandapand 6
I don't think she was planning to... Nice try anyways.
Cad6 24
Holy shit this got thumbed down faster than my usual fail puns. I need to make my fails less failish (No, it's not a word).
SkoomaKi 28
Holy shit ****! Let's get better puns! (/-.-)/
fromthesuck 8
Or... We could just give up on puns all together. CSI has ruined them all anyway.
williamh327 5
Hahah Punny... NOT!
ladyLALAA 29
4, keep them coming I love puns!
idoam 8
You've been punished.
rocker_chick105 31
I can only imagine what he would do if he had one of those moving alarm clocks...
bkingkingking 13
why would he be answering your phone? somebody sounds a teeny tiny bit obsessive... and violent
SkoomaKi 28
6 - can't tell if you're making a duck face or pulling a constipated look...
bkingkingking 13
...constipated duck
livkoko 15
I'm pretty sure OP means he couldn't be bothered to deal with keys and commands on her phone to shut it up so he destroyed it instead. No violence inferred...
SkoomaKi 28
21 - Can you not see we are discussing constipated ducks? Please stop thread jacking.
sillydumpling 0
Both
domking1315 20
Yes we've already established that it's both. Now we're talking about #21 thread jacking. Please keep up with the program next time.
21jason 9
Sooo I'm guessing they won't be calling back?
SkoomaKi 28
Return the favor?
olpally 33
Because that's a reasonable reaction to respond to a phone ringing, what an idiot your bf is... Holy ****..
MonsterCommenter 4
Thats a "dropped" call.
purpleamandapand 6
More like a thrown call!
KeyboardWarrior 10
"Your call has been launched."
calmyourself 7
Ive done the same. Sleep is very important.
ElricMustang 23
Lol name + pic = win!
calmyourself 7
Haha, thank you for the compliment. My dog will be thrilled too.
ElricMustang 23
Yea you can tell by his expression haha
cajekraze 7
Moreover, waking guys from sleep suddenly, like the sharp sound of a phone ringing, can cause an adrenaline reaction. What comes then is often uncontrollable to an extent